Hey folks the club is open, come on in!
On tonight's agenda we have the Minstrels back again in the gallery with the usual selection of madrigals and fugues, local favourites, the Tone Deafs are playing in the ballroom, tonight they are giving us a selection of covers from the 1970's (break out the loon pants and tanks tops everybody!) Also for members entertainment, the hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, the bungee is awaiting it's first vic... volunteer.... the racing track is ready for use as are the rowing boats down by the lake. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Hooray Henry" an interesting brew with more than a hint of ginger! Our hot plate special is meatballs in a red wine sauce with pasta, and on the pudding trolley we have tiramisu, as well as the usual selection of canopies and volley vonts. For our members further entertainment, I have to announce the opening of the Towers' gym! Situated in the cellars near the indoor swimming pool (cossies are available for those without one)
Please remember try not to upset Sir Cumference the Towers ghost (doesn't like too much noise) In view of the inclement weather here at the Towers the games room is all set up for our guests.
Anyone wishing to stay over please see Belle in the vestibule to arrange a suite.
For the rofl tonight I have:
1 cross stich kit, half done, chart lost
pack of blunt needles
2 odd socks
jar of assorted buttons
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
Lovely to see you again Madame Flump, I shall take that box of bubbles and put it with the rest of the prizes in the vestibule with Belle. I quite fancy that cobweb, would look lovely in my chamber ....
IGOR! You are an incorrigible flirt! I shall tell Daisy!
Ah Tony she gets so engrossed in those books there' just no shifting her!
Stuart McBride I think it the author, she has a whole pile of them to read through!
it's that crazy little thing called the telephone ...... (sorry couldn't resist)
seriously she gets carried away with these books. There's a fair bit of Polish in them, she has recruited one of our local taxi drivers who is Polish to translate the Polish text for her!
Thank you Tony as do you , but if we are to dance later, you must tuck those flares into your socks or else we could end up in a heap . Oh Nungate, I am only looking after Igor till Daisy is returned.
Tone! You are presuming to question the great, the all-knowing QoM ?
(Stands back to be out of the range of the lightning bolt)
(Also, it puts me nearer to the tiramisu)
Well that's alright then Flump. As I said he's an incorrigible flirt, and a bad influence on the likes of young Frank who is in training to become his minion
Now Mammar, I do not have a problem with you staying near the tiramisu, but to call QoM the "all knowing?" She already thinks she knows everything, please do not encourage her, life is difficult enough around the Towers with her sometimes