Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks
A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals
nungate, thought a spanner was a bridge. Are we back to the toothless rakes? Always fancied a rake. Not too keen on dentures. Make an exception for debentures.
Well, then Happy Birthday to you Chrissa, I hope you have had a nice day.
Do come in and have some Tailcock, and some paella, there's a nice fire in the snug or in the library if you'd prefer. The band is playing in the ballroom if you'd rather do that ....
Thanks very much, nungate. However, I've had a matthesons pork sausage so feel quite full. Oh and, about to attack a 1kg bar of cadburys dairy Milk. Should have it finished by the morn!!