Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Evening all, and welcome back to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
On tonight's agenda we are having an inflatable party down in the indoor swimming pool. Plant has spent today blowing up so many, inflatable toys (sorry no inflatable dolls) poor soul I fear he might not have enough puff left to serve our members this evening! The minstrels will again be taking their place in the Great Hall gallery, playing their customary selection of madrigals and fugues, while down by the pool, we have Troy Tempest and the Stingrays providing the music for the pool party and also for the Muckleflugga and Penge Formation drow.... oops Swimming Team.
Our hot plate special tonight is a sea food platter a melange of all sorts of
fish and shellfish (also available for those with an intense dislike of all things fishy, namely me, we have a delicious lasagne) on the pudding trolley tonight there is Sussex Pond pudding, with lashings of custard or whipped cream. Naturally, we also have everyone's favourites, volly vonts and canopies. The Tailcock tonight is the Little Mermaid, and intriguing concoction I think and right up there with some of the best efforts of our resident mixologist! For those members who prefer a less riotous time, rest assured, your needs have also been catered for. There are roaring fires in the Snug, the Games Room and also in the Library, where members are free to peruse the shelves and where they can also find the latest editions of all the popular magazines and periodicals, I believe we have just received the latest edition of Corn Plasterers Monthly.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
half a bag of John Innes No3 compost
a selection of broken flower pots
a jumble of tangled embroidery threads (thank you Teddy)
1 kitten in need of a good home .... (kidding! wouldn't part with him)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[nungate]

You'd be surprised at the things I forget Tony. Why only today I forgot to take my meds! I take the same ones every morning and I forgot them, I just remembered about them just as Queenie was getting home from work around 5.30 and this is something I forget to do quite often. I'm meant to have them after breakfast, but I went on to do something else immediately after brekkie, and when I came back I did something else and it wasn't until I was sipping some water from a bottle best beloved handed me this morning, that I realised the bottle hadn't been opened and if I hadn't opened it I hadn't taken my meds Best beloved despairs of me, I should remember as I'm supposed to have them every day. So forgetting tickets on a Saturday night isn't too far from what is the norm for me

[tonyav]

Great idea, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Hey nungate, not good to forget to take your meds !, no wonder best beloved despairs.

[nungate]

what a sweet idea Daisy, but I think they'd prefer a donation of virgins really .....
I could put the remainder of prizes into the rofl for next week or else take it to the Flange Wogglers Charity Shop, it's a good cause they raise funds for retired Flange Wogglers (it's dying out as a skill apparently, and they are trying to raise awareness and set up an apprenticeship scheme)

[nungate]

He's used to me, after 26 years nothing surprises him

[DaisyNonna]

I line my containers of meds on top of the bread box. When I have taken the appropriate one I turn the box upside down. Can tell at a glance if I have missed one.

[tonyav]

My aunt has one of those pill dispenser thinky's.

[DaisyNonna]

Really cannot condone ingesting virgins. They need to be a protected species. Are flange wogglers to be trusted? Sound as if they may be on the fringes of society.

[tonyav]

Thats a good idea, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Always fancied a go at flange wogglering.

[nungate]

chacun a son gout Tony as they say ......

[DaisyNonna]

The witching hour approaches. Must fly to bewitch.
Tony, Both Sides Now on Mamya's thread?
Totsiens both. Slaap lekke.

[Igor61]

Madame, I have taken the trouble of assembling the cleaning staff, awaiting your
instructions

[tonyav]

G'night, Daisy. Consider it done.

[nungate]

Gosh, is that the time? I've lost all track of things tonight ....

Igor, shouldn't you be resting? I shall see to the clean up, now go to bed!

Good night Daisy, safe journey, will see you in the funny papers.
had broadband trouble this week

[tonyav]

nungate
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chacun a son gout Tony as they say ......


Does that mean something rude, nungate ?.

[nungate]

no Tony, nothing rude. Basically it translates as to each their own. I go off on these flights of fancy now and again (again to Best Beloved's despair)

[tonyav]

Ah right, thanks nungate. doh, I thought it would be rude.

[nungate]

sorry maybe I can find something rude another time

[tonyav]

LOL, no need nungate, I'm only joking.