Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
After a very busy afternoon, we finally managed to get things ready in time.
Tonight's Tailcock is the "Clasico" (Barcelona 2, Real Madrid 1 whoop, whoop!) Colour me happy!
For tonight's Hot Plate Special we have chicken in a hot spicy tomato sauce. served on a bed of rice and on the pudding trolley there is a delicious sticky toffee pudding, served with custard or whipped cream (yum!)
Members will be pleased to know that our Igor has left the wheelchair behind him and now has a walking plaster and a crutch (alas he is still not permitted to wear his chains)
The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, the bungee is ready for bouncing (though I advise anyone using it to try to avoid the moat on the downward journey - the piranhas do bite!) Down in the dungeons, the indoor pool has had the heating turned up a little and there is a nice selection of cossies available for any member who didn't bring their own.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up their usual selection of madrigals and fugues. Down in the grand ballroom, our favourite local band The Tone Deafs, is also warming up, tonight they have promised to play a selection of '60's classics.
There are roaring fires in the snug and also in the library, where members will find in addition to our vast collection of leather bound tomes, a good selection of magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of The Arc Welder's Weekly Almanack.
For tonight's rofl, I offer
Best Beloved (he knows what he has done)
One bottle of frozen diet coke
Lady of Burlesque dvd (Barbara Stanwyck good film) faulty!
2 clips from a Beko dishwasher - broken
(been a heck of a week!)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


Carriages at midnight

[nungate]

What is sitting on your chest of drawers Queenie? Could be anything! I swear one day they will find Lord Lucan riding Shergar in your bedroom!

Belle will be along in a moment with the tweezers Tony.

Daisy, he seems to be rather proud of his "junior" he has it emblazoned on the back of his shirt "Neymar Jr" It is easy to do a link - I just did the same thing Queenie showed me when she explained the way to download and attach songs from youtube onto the Night night thread - same procedure more or less.

[nungate]

Nunnsey? Never been Nunnsey before, have been known to answer to Nun though. I think an ice pack for the undercarriage Steve, might beneficial ...............

[DaisyNonna]

Oh Tony! Didn't you sing to them? They particularly like Leonard Cohen.

[tonyav]

Daisy, email me and i'll talk you though how to do links and put music on mamya's threads. Did it with gness, and she can do it now.

[tonyav]

Ah, thats where I went wrong, I tried singing some Rod Stewart stuff.

[anneasquith]

I have special cream for undercarriages, is leonard cohen here tonight, I do like him :)

[tonyav]

had a shower and scalded my undercarriage

Bad luck, Steve ! wince wince.

[nungate]

I don't mind what any one calls me Steve, I'm not at all sensitive to names being shortened, though I will object if anyone calls me "hey you" or as I told Mr Nungate (aka "best beloved") if he ever refers to me as "the wife"I shall do more than object!
Nunnsey I shall take in the spirit with which it was bestowed

[DaisyNonna]

Will do tony. But it is still lovely when you post on Mamya's thread for me.
flutters eyelashes and swoons

[tonyav]

Don't worry about that, Daisy. I'll still post on Mamya's thread for you.

[nungate]

Daisy, I suspect that as well as being a treasure, you are also an incorrigible flirt!

[tonyav]

LOL, she can't help it, nungate.

[DaisyNonna]

'You either 'ave it or don't 'ave it
And I 'appen to 'ave it.' Fagin, from the musical 'Oliver'.

[nungate]

modest too I see! ;-)

[tonyav]

Yeah, she's got it alright.

[DaisyNonna]

Anne, I shall request of Tony a Leonard Cohen song on Mamya's thread.
Have you got a favourite?

[DaisyNonna]

Steve, Peter Kay. Who?