Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome To Nungate Towers for this evenings Mad Over Fifties Club.

This Evenings Tailcock is 'The Fez' (glasses come complete with little Fez hats) an Ode to Matt Smith. Its a lovely warming concoction if I say so myself so enjoy. On the Hot Plate we have 'The Chip Shop Selection' Fish, Sausages Puddings, Pies and all the lovelies you'd get down the chip (salt and sauce optional) the usual voly vents and canopies are also available. On the Pudding Trolley we have mini cornettos, magnums and viennetta's and also mini arctic rolls. The Tone Deafs are having their instruments re-tuned so they have found a Karaoke Machine so we can all have a sing song with them. The Hot Tub is as usual bubbling away. It has been a bit cold of late so tonight's available activities are Ice Skating on the Lake - skates and hats and gloves are available for hire. We also have Ice Carving in the Cool Room with Aunty Freeze - she's a truly 'cool' woman! The Games Room is also open if you don't fancy a cold evening ahead.
Last week the Rofl wasn't held and the items have been misplaced - but this evening I have
Spiced Orange and Ginger bubble bath - not spiced oranged or gingered!
Numerous Old Receipts
Tuesday's EuroMillions Ticket - not a winner

Carriages at Midnight

[nungate]

Don't really mind the colours with jujubes as long as they aren't yellow!
Like green jelly babies too!

[Mammar]

Oo . . . Me life's not me own. I'm so late.
Have I missed much?

[tonyav]

Hi ya Mammar, hows things ?.

[nungate]

Come in Mammar, have a seat and tell Auntie Nungate all about it .......

Igor send Plant with a drink for Mammar

[Mammar]

Pardon my manners, evening all.
I'm stressed out. Been on phone most of the evening.
For next weeks roffle I have

A bag of Worcestershire sauce flavoured crisps
Several bits of wool that used to be a pompom
A rather nice plastic stick with Chinese writing down the side (some sort of cutlery instrument I understand, it's mate having been used to make a '7' paddle, Strictly Come Dancing for the use of)
2 empty cup cake cases

[Igor61]

Of course Madame, .................. here's Plant now.

mmmhmm I see you have been silly over on the Night night thread too, you have been busy

[queenofmean]

Muuuummmm......I got the FEZ in the Rofl [I] I have a spare tardis key for Excels Tardis and now a Fez....3/4 of the way there wooopppeee [I]

[Mammar]

Been doing Agony Aunt duty. Several friends, assorted problems, I just give a friendly ear and virtual hugs. They all think I've solved their problems when all I did was make soothing noises while they solved them themselves.
Thank goodness for Tailcocks x x

[nungate]

Sometimes it's best just to listen Mammar

[Mammar]

Oh Queenie! I have a spare access card to the Starship Enterprise. Would you like that?
It' shtetl one that makes the doors to the bridge go 'shhhhhhh. . . Shhhhh'

[tonyav]

Well done, Mammar. By the way your pickled onion vinegar was lovely on my chips earlier :-)

[Mammar]

*it's the one
(Predictive Text - 1 Mammar United -0

[Mammar]

Ah thanks, Tone. Just adds a little 'Je ne sais quoi' don't ya think?

[queenofmean]

If its ok with you Mammar :)

[Mammar]

What the hell is a 'shtetl' anyway?

[nungate]

Could it be something along the lines of a Jewish settlement around the time the musical Fiddler on the Roof was set - I seem to remember something of that ilk from that........

[tonyav]

Oh yes, Mammar. Chips ain't proper chips without your pickled onion vinegar.

[queenofmean]

Oh God The OAP -racer is home!!

[Mammar]

Google informs me it's a small town! Who knew?
(On second thought, I'm all Who'd out tonight. cancel 'Who knew?' And replace with 'Fancy that!'

[queenofmean]

Nooo chips aren't chips without either Mayo or Chippy Sauce!