Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to tonights Mad Over Fifties Club. All of us at Nungate Towers hope you had a lovely Christmas.
Igor is on annual leave this weekend, he should be with us next week.
After last week's very big ball things tonight are a little low key at the towers.
Tonight's Tailcock is 'The Hoolie' a concoction that will certainly either blow you away or blow your socks off! On the Hot Plate this evening we have a mild Chicken Curry with plentiful amounts of rice, if you are looking for something lighter we have a warmed duck salad or pate with Melba Toasts. We also have the usual Canopies and Horses Doovers! On the pudding trolley we have a Triple Chocolate Mousse (no animals were hurt in the making of said mousse!)
The usual bands have other commitments this evening BUT we have brought out the Jukebox so you tonight club members are in charge of the music.
We have giant dominoes or chess set up in the games room.
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely and the minibar has been re-stocked.
For the Rofl we have
job lot of wrapping paper (used)
box of broken baubles
one glass fairy (chipped wing)
one santa suit (XS) only has one boot
selection box (empty)
Plant will be acting as butler tonight
A warm Welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, Carriages at Midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Son in Law came to collect me on 23rd. Nightmare journey. Not bad coming back yesterday but the rain is starting.

[tonyav]

Evening excel, quite an entrance that lol.

I think we have also got it coming tomorrow night into Monday as well, DT. Yes Kent and Surrey seem to be underwater.

[queenofmean]

Of Course you may Excel and Good Evening :)

I know we had a good summer and all but I don't think we deserved such a s****y winter like this

[queenofmean]

I think I'm in shock!

[tonyav]

Why's that then, Queenie ?.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm in sneezing shock, so using that as the means of propulsion on my flying bed, night all.....

[tonyav]

G'night, DT, get well soon.

[DaisyNonna]

Very tempted to rifle my claret and blue hockey socks. Am on the edge of despair, Tony.

[DaisyNonna]

Blessings upon you DT. Sleep well and awake refreshed and germless.

[queenofmean]

Night Night DT hope you feel better soon.

£153 for TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I know Wolford tights are expensive but that's a bit too far if you ask me.

pssst Daisy come support Barca we'd love to have you :)

[excelsior-1]

we ought not to be surprised at the weather - it is what is expected for this time of year....i suspect that january will have several days of below-zero temperatures

(i think i shall spend the rest of the winter in this nice hot tub)

[excelsior-1]

that is a ridiculous price to pay for tights however, i am sure you look stunning in them ;-)

[queenofmean]

I've never liked the stormy weather even as a child, i'm now beginning to wonder if this is why I don't like this time after Christmas and NY.

I'm thinking I might send my feet up Excel they are like wee blocks of ice

[tonyav]

£153 for a pair of tights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Daisy I think the results of the next two matches will probably determine whether our manager will get the sack or not.

[queenofmean]

I think that was them reduced Excel....I'm not buying them sadly me and tights don't really get on, we had nice ones at work a year or so back and I wanted them so badly but they sold out....very quirky!

[DaisyNonna]

Queenie, thanks for the invitation but I don't speak Spanish.
I bought my GD a pair of sequinned leggings. Cheap and cheerful.
Would be terrified of those tights!
Another bucket please Plant and Our Hostess needs some nourishment.

[tonyav]

pssst Daisy come support Barca we'd love to have you :)


Hey Queenie, that could never happen. Once a Villa fan always a Villa fan, no matter what.

[queenofmean]

my Spanish is quite basic gets me by but anytime you fancy a change of scenery let us know :)
aww I've just been scouring the website for these tights and the ones im after aren't even Wolford! Drat

Aww thank you...im thinking a kitchen raid is on the cards

[excelsior-1]

puedo ayudarle, daisy

[tonyav]

Hey excel, what does that mean in English ?.