Mad Over Fifties Club

nungate | 20:05 Sat 22nd Mar 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers and the latest meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is in the entrance hall, waiting to collect coats, cloaks and broomsticks, for concealment around various crooks and nannies in the Towers, however whether the aforementioned garments ever see the light of day again purely down to chance
Our Tailcock for tonight is the "Jolly Zookeeper" an interesting brew, lovely aroma ............................
Our hot plate special tonight is a step away from our normal fare, we have kangaroo steaks, and other "exotic meats" Of course, just in case the "special" is not to everyone's taste we will have an alternative available
when we decide what it is we'll let members know. On the pudding trolley there is a tropical fruit pavlova with lots of whipped cream (no bananas) and of course it would not be a proper meeting of MOFC without our world famous (well in the AB world that is) volly vonts, canopies, and horses doovers.....
Up in the Great Hall Gallery the minstrels are warming up readying themselves to give us a selection of Madrigals and toccattas (yet again....)
and in the ballroom, we have engaged the services of that well known local band the Tone Deafs to play for those wishing to dance or simply shuffle around the floor! (will members please remember to remain vertical at all times during the dancing) As an extra treat tonight we have "acquired" some penguins who will be on parade later this evening, we also have a juggling polar bear and tap dancing giraffe (I do hope he doesn't fall in to the sink!!!)
As always we have a fabulous choice of activities and games for our members, the indoor pool is lovely and warm(ish) and ready for those wishing a swim. The hot tub is still in the dungeons keeping company with the indoor pool, as is the mini bar! The library is fully stocked and we have just received the latest edition of Home and Quantum Physics monthly, I'm told it's a very interesting read .....
Members will be aware of all the facilities available at the Towers for their use and enjoyment, I would however like to reiterate that members must not feed the Triffid in the conservatory and must deposit all litter in the bins provided and not toss it in the moat, as it gives the piranhas indigestion, we had to call the ickthyological vet out this week as some of our fish had developed a severe case of the "upset Tummies" and we had to empty the moat and refill it (we have the scars to prove it!!)
Members wishing to stay overnight are requested to make their wishes known to Belle in the vestibule who will arrange a guest suite for them in the West Wing.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

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sweep through most excellent!

DTCwordfan

Now why doesn't that surprise me, tony? the unsafe bit, that is.

tonyav

The only thing that I've noticed about sleeping baby goats is that if you wake them their noisy little blighter's, Daisy.

tonyav

DTCwordfan
Now why doesn't that surprise me, tony? the unsafe bit, that is.

Exactly what I thought when Daisy posted it, DT.

anneasquith

evening ladies gentlemen and others..........all well :) x

nungate

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Good evening Anne, lovely to see you, can Igor fetch you Jolly Zookeeper?

tonyav

And others ! gawd, she's a cheeky mare.
Evening anne.

Igor61

Good evening Madame Anne, nice to see you here again, may I fetch you a drink?

DTCwordfan

so. what's in anne's riffle bag this fair evening?

DTCwordfan

Okay folks, I am going to start to hit the Bardish sack, so will say many thanks to all, Nungate and Towers, as well as the beloved guests as well......Night all.

tonyav

Yeah, c'mon anne, what have you bought for the riffle tonight ?.

nungate

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Away again so soon DT? Good night, sweet dreams

tonyav

G'night, DT.