Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a broomsticks for concealment around the Towers, members should note that all items left for concealment are left at their own risk and we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of our revels
Tonights Tailcock will be the "Dyspeptic Daiquiri", shall we say it's an "interesting brew" not to mention colourful!
Our hot plate special tonight is roast chicken with all the trimmings! For those who might prefer something lighter, we have a selection of volly vonts
horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley, we have a special request by Queenofmean for an Ice Cream Gateau, layers of different flavours of ice cream, swathed in whipped cream and topped with a selection of fresh fruit.
We are pleased to announce the return of the bungee to the topmost tower
and the hot tub is also back in his rightful place atop the North Tower, and of course his best friend the Mini bar has returned there too (fully stocked)
(sadly the indoor pool is bereft now his friends have relocated from the dungeon) Now that the lighter evenings have returned we are delighted to say that the gardens and the maze are also open for members use. Rowing boats will be available in a few weeks for rowing on the lake, and the racetrack has had new floodlights for night time driving and the cars are all ready for racing!
Our indoor entertainment comes in the shape of our Minstrels who are tuning up in the gallery of the Great Hall getting ready to serve up their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas. In the Ball Room, we have engaged the services of the Tone Deafs a selection of Eighties Hits. As always our indoor facilities are available to all members, as it will be a few weeks before we can use the outdoor pool, members are reminded that the indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available) I would urge members to give it a try, he's feeling very low since his friends have returned to the North Tower.
Our well stocked library has all the latest magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of Quantum Physics for Midwives. Members must remember not to feed the Triffid if they visit the conservatory, its next feed is due at Easter. (would the owner of the green hat found at the feet of the triffid please collect it from Lost Property) I am happy to say that owing to members good behaviour in not throwing litter into the moat, the piranhas have recovered from their bout of indigestion (the pepto bismol was turning the water pink!)
Please hand all contributions for the rofl to Belle in the vestibule)
For tonights rofl I offer:
- Pack of needles (rusty and blunt)
- tangle of embroidery threads
- half finished cross stitch picture (chart lost)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Aw, you'll be fine, anne,



Sir A, back to the doc's.

[DaisyNonna]

Sir Alec, please go back to your doctor ASAP.

[Igor61]

That's an awful lot of side effects it seems the cure is worse than the ailment

[anneasquith]

daisy, you go first, then i'll follow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do you think igor would mind ?

[craft1948]

I have indeed nungate, but I'm enjoying a Harlan Coben at the mo.....

[Sir Alec]

Will phone them on Monday, tony. I already have a double appointment booked by the doc for the 17th.
Can I fit on the trolley? I'm sure it would be a great help.

[DaisyNonna]

Only one way to find out! Igor, may we have a ride on your trolley?

[nungate]

Haven't read any of those Craft, have recently read all of Stella Rimmington's Liz Carlyle books about M.I.5/6 I enjoyed all of them

[DaisyNonna]

Craft, which one? I have quite a few of his books.

[DaisyNonna]

Sir A, do NOT try to soldier on until then. You need help now.

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy, you know I would do anything for you but I won't do that, it take me forever to get it stacked just so, so that there is ample food for everyone and enough drinks refills, then there are the buckets and plates, glasses, cutlery the whole caboodle it would take me ages to empty it

[tonyav]

Yeah, of course you can Sir A, budge over girls.

Tony greases the wheels !.

[tonyav]

Try and get an appointment asap, Sir A, don't like the sound of these new tablets.

[craft1948]

Long Lost Daisy..............

[Sir Alec]

Apologies, Igor, I would not dream of disturbing your array.

Tony, in the words of John Lennon, 'You're a swine!'

[DaisyNonna]

Fair enough Igor, can you suggest another way to cheer up Sir A?

[tonyav]

LOL, I have been called much worse, Sir A.

[anneasquith]

igor,,,,,,,,,,,we don't expect you to unload it, we're not fussy !!!!!!!

[tonyav]

More fun if the trolley is still loaded, Igor.

[Sir Alec]

I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth. If I sit on that trolley, I'll probably end up with one up my @***!