Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers and the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance waiting to collect your coats, cloaks and broomsticks for concealment in a variety of crooks and nannies around the Towers, known only to him members should note that al personal belongings are left at their own risk, we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of the evening, though members might wish to check the lost property office for anything that has gone astray recently
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Daffy Dilly", nothing better for a "jaundiced" look at life!
Our hot plate special tonight comes in the form of a Chinese Banquet, all your favourite take out Chinese dishes are available for members to make their selections, so get your chopsticks ready...... keeping to our Chinese theme, on the pudding trolley we have apple and banana fritters, and ice cream. It would not be a true MOFC evening without the world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers for tempt you...
As usual, the Minstrels are up in the Gallery in the Great Hall, preparing their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas for our delight and entertainment....................yeh right! For those members wishing to trip the light fantastic, down in the ballroom we have secured the services of the Bert Campfire big band complete with two of the Dagenham Lady Pipers, to ensure our evening goes with a swing!
The bungee is well secured on the topmost Tower ready for the most daring of members, and at the top of the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar, on a clear day you can see forever! Again, the maze and gardens are open for members wishing an evening stroll, (the head gardener is particularly proud of his spring bulbs this year) the race track is at the ready and the cars all fuelled up and ready to go!
Within the confines of the Towers, our well stocked library is open for those members who prefer a quiet time, the indoor pool down in the dungeon is still missing his friend the hot tub and would welcome any member wishing a swim (we do have a selection of swim wear for members to use). Members should also note that if they enter the conservatory they are requested not to feed the triffid, as feeding it out of season can be annoying.
Since I forgot to make the draw for last weeks rofl the prizes have been held over until tonight, tickets can be had from Belle in the vestibule.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Has Dec gone? Thought we might have a new friend. Tilly too? Running late because I stopped to play with her this afternoon, once I had dehexed the PC.

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do, Queenie.

[queenofmean]

i'll be in the harness room getting geared up

[nungate]

No haggis DT, out of season ....


Daisy, check your mail sent you something I hope it worked!

[DTCwordfan]

No idea there was a bondage centre in the Towers - I'll bear that in mind for a poem sometime in the future......

[queenofmean]

ooops....engage brain, before typing words

[DTCwordfan]

well we need to find some quick, as the alternate is the sludge out of the kitchen drain that I tackled late this morning - and only just recovering.

[nungate]

it's the dungeon DT, we keep the indoor pool down there

[tonyav]

Righto then Queenie, give me a shout when your ready.

Interesting job this morning, DT !.

[DTCwordfan]

okay, ta for that info.....thought that was the pool for the plastic duckies with large tadgies.....

[nungate]

thuuudddddd

[queenofmean]

Tony...READY
DT....scarred for life lol

[tonyav]

Ah, duck al a gness, DT.

[Igor61]

the only duck around the Towers is pink with no ahem appendages DT sir,

[DTCwordfan]

Tell me, Tony - on with the long bath gloves........bathroom one as well tackled but that was a mere doddle in comparison, then the chainsaw out (most of that done) and a gi-normous clean-up fire with all the winter crud down.....plenty more of that to come. Later this week, as I am travelling tomorrow, the gutters.

[DTCwordfan]

yes, the gness must be back shortly to grace the gates of AB, superglue and all....

[tonyav]

Queenie, you'll have to give me few reminders on the bungee jumping, only it's been some time now since I last jumped ( it being out of operation for some time ) I think the last time for me was with minty and that Bertha woman friend of hers.

[queenofmean]

im just going to jump over the edge on 3

[tonyav]

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGG, the gutters, thanks for the reminder DT, got to do ours soon as well.

[queenofmean]

one........two............