Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers and the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is at the main entrance waiting to collect your coats, cloaks and broomsticks for concealment in a variety of crooks and nannies around the Towers, known only to him members should note that al personal belongings are left at their own risk, we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of the evening, though members might wish to check the lost property office for anything that has gone astray recently
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Daffy Dilly", nothing better for a "jaundiced" look at life!
Our hot plate special tonight comes in the form of a Chinese Banquet, all your favourite take out Chinese dishes are available for members to make their selections, so get your chopsticks ready...... keeping to our Chinese theme, on the pudding trolley we have apple and banana fritters, and ice cream. It would not be a true MOFC evening without the world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers for tempt you...
As usual, the Minstrels are up in the Gallery in the Great Hall, preparing their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas for our delight and entertainment....................yeh right! For those members wishing to trip the light fantastic, down in the ballroom we have secured the services of the Bert Campfire big band complete with two of the Dagenham Lady Pipers, to ensure our evening goes with a swing!
The bungee is well secured on the topmost Tower ready for the most daring of members, and at the top of the North Tower you will find the hot tub and mini bar, on a clear day you can see forever! Again, the maze and gardens are open for members wishing an evening stroll, (the head gardener is particularly proud of his spring bulbs this year) the race track is at the ready and the cars all fuelled up and ready to go!
Within the confines of the Towers, our well stocked library is open for those members who prefer a quiet time, the indoor pool down in the dungeon is still missing his friend the hot tub and would welcome any member wishing a swim (we do have a selection of swim wear for members to use). Members should also note that if they enter the conservatory they are requested not to feed the triffid, as feeding it out of season can be annoying.
Since I forgot to make the draw for last weeks rofl the prizes have been held over until tonight, tickets can be had from Belle in the vestibule.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Do you expect Frank back soon? I often wonder how he is getting on.
Tony, next time we meet here could you take me for a spin around the race track? A stereo belting out Queen would be good.

[nungate]

Igor! We do not judge our guests, as long as it doesn't frighten the horses
(or goats) it doesn't matter Do try to put your thoughts on correct etiquette on the side please.

[Igor61]

As you wish Madame.

Madame Daisy, we expect Frank home for the Easter break within the next few days, I believe he is doing well

[anneasquith]

igor, could you return tony's trousers to him,. he may burn himself with his sweet and sour chicken balls .

[nungate]

the mind boggles Anne

[DaisyNonna]

Nice pair Tony. Legs that is. Have you been sunbathing? Too windy here.

[tonyav]

DaisyNonna
Do you expect Frank back soon? I often wonder how he is getting on.
Tony, next time we meet here could you take me for a spin around the race track? A stereo belting out Queen would be good.


No problem, Daisy no trying to grab the steering wheel this time though ok.

[anneasquith]

fake tan,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Spoilsport! Let me drive.

[nungate]

St Tropez of Fake Bake?

[tonyav]

To windy here as well, Daisy. Pssssst, don't tell anyone but it's gravy browning, my gran told me that's what they used during the war !.

[anneasquith]

tanfastic

[nungate]

that's the reason for the queue of dogs outside then? Gravy browning!

[DaisyNonna]

Sure Tony doesn't want to tan anybody

[tonyav]

Daisy, the last time I let you drive we almost ended up in the moat !. It was bad enough when Queenie rammed me of the track and I went into the moat I still have the scars from those piranha bites on my bum.

[DaisyNonna]

Not many people keep gravy browning nowadays. Too lazy to make real gravy.

[DaisyNonna]

Almost isn't did. Where's your faith in me?

[tonyav]

Ok Ok, Daisy, only for two laps though.

nungate could you keep those mutts away from me, there driving me mad they keep licking at my legs.

[nungate]

I'll send for Chubb, he should be able to round them up why he can't use proper fake tan like everyone else ...... gravy browning indeed!

[DaisyNonna]

Try putting your trousers on Tony. Laps? Isn't that what kitties do?