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nungate | 19:05 Sat 24th May 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this week's meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor has resumed his position by the main entrance so he may be available to assist members divest themselves of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks in order that they may be concealed in a variety of hideaways all over the Towers. Whether or not these items will be safely returned to their owners at the end of our evening remains to be seen..............
Igor also sends his apologies as again he has connection problems and he will be "silently" going about his usual duties this evening
Our Tailcock this evening is the "Chelsea Flower" an interesting brew with a somewhat floral bouquet ....
We have an interesting line up of entertainments for our members this evening. In the Library, Professor Johannes Johannsson of Nungate University will be giving a lecture on the History of the Zip Fastener which I am certain will prove an enlightening experience. And in the Ballroom our favourite local band, the Tone Deafs will be playing for members who might wish to throw some shapes (I believe that how dancing is described these days)
All of our facilities are all open to members, the indoor pool has installed a wave machine and is looking forward to members having a go at a bit of surfing, equipment and swimwear is available for members. The bungee is all set for those members brave or stupid enough to attempt to jump over a moat filled with piranhas, and the hot tub is bubbling away nicely on the North Tower and his friend the mini bar has been suitably replenished! As always during the spring and summer months the grounds and gardens of the estate is open to members who might wish a stroll around the maze or a wander down to the beach. At the lakeside we have several rowing boats for members amusement, as well as a race track for motor racing. To my immense disappointment it would seem that the Minstrels have yet again managed to find their way back into the Towers and are setting up in the gallery ready to inflict their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas! One of these days I'll find out how they are getting in!
Our Hot Plate Special tonight is southern Fried Chicken with corn fritters and a selection of salads, and of course it would not be a proper meeting of MOFC without our selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have Chocolate fudge cake with whipped cream, we also have bowls of fresh strawberries and raspberries too!

For the rofl tonight I offer:
Bag of odd socks
Packet of Nettle tea bags (one missing .......... never again!)
Selection of cardboard boxes (various sizes)
3 pairs brightly coloured men's y fronts (brand new! have no idea where they came from, still in original packaging!)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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Come and see the tailcocks in bloom,
Igor's heavenly scents to fill a room,
Elaborate ingredients, in every hue,
Looking up, the sun to view, the roof has blown off by the way
Summer's here, and what a Nungate show,
Endless mixes for you to throw,
back your neck, all kinds of buckets so laid,
Ice and foliage, beautifully displayed,
Lavish glass designs, which are seen by our Queen(ie),
On the CCTV you can view the whole scene,
Watching the Towers gardeners, their fingers crossed,
Each one hoping, to get half a snifter embossed,
Royal Tailcock Society, what a thrill,
Such excitement, hoping that all their skill,
Happens to get noticed by the Excel Judges, who are,
Over the moon, and think they're stars,
Whatever the outcome, they all are, by far!
So pished and "Give us another floral jar."
By the way, apologies in advance for next week - will be away if Nofeck for this wedding....
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Ladeeeez and Jellyspooons the Bard is in residence .....!
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..................very flat, Norfolk......
telling me and some very strange and ugly people....
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O.Kaaaaay - if you hear banjos run! I'd like to say for the hills but see previous post!)
Evening
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very succinct there Queenie
DT, will you be visiting the broads during your visit to Nofeck ( the sailing broads not the broads in skirts ).
I'm absolutely shattered. I just dropped in to say hello
Evening Queenie, hows your weekend going ?.
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shattered? cough, splutter, cough cough cough!!
Not too bad Tony, you?
Hi Queenie....how's the hunt going?

Tony, don't think so - having said that, not sure what we are doing on Sunday....

yaayyy! queenie is here

join me in the tub? (bring some chicken and more drinks)
All I've wanted to do today is sleep :(
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you seemed wide awake when your very own wood butcher was here
Hi DT and Excel

The hunt is well a bit jobless - all things that don't suit or are too far away...I found one for my dad though.

I'll be right up Excel :) I'll see what I can smuggle away
yeah but all I wanted to do was sleep - even he said the same thing
Tony, don't think so - having said that, not sure what we are doing on Sunday....


I'm sure you'll think of something, DT.

Have you been up all night, Queenie ?.

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