Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Apologies for the late start - computer lost my post.....again!
Good evening and Welcome, me in out of this "summer rain" ... Tonight's Tailcock is the "Claret Cup" (well it is the Open) so do come along and dip your bucket in the vat of Tailcock and give it a try.
Due to the inclement weather we feel it best to keep tonight's activities within the confines of the Towers. So to this end we have engaged our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs to play in the ballroom for members wishing to dance and we have also secured a copy of the film classic "Some Like it Hot" which will be screened in the library.
Tonight we will be having another running buffet, for those members who manage to catch it, feel free to indulge, and for those members who are unable or unwilling to give chase, supper has been laid out in the snug, where they will also find a selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
Members are free to make use of the facilities here at the Towers, might I add that the indoor pool has felt somewhat neglected lately as members have been making full use of the outdoor pool and the beach. He is hopeful of having some company this evening. We have fired up the hot tub on the North Tower and dusted the cobwebs off the bungee for members who feel the need of a soak or of themselves off our topmost tower towards a moat full of piranhas.............

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

No thunder and lightning for you then, anne ?.

[nungate]

think I missed most of mine - well from the time I started taking these new painkillers

[anneasquith]

not yet tony. but heavy rain today, its not been too hot here either, im sure nungate will agree.

[DaisyNonna]

Healing nicely, thanks Anne. Keep laughing so splitting my lip which therefore is not healing.

[nungate]

been on the muggy side, we did have some rain but it was nothing spectacular, no thunder, no lightning...

[tonyav]

Maybe you'll get some soon, anne.

Daisy, your supposed to split your sides laughing not your lip.

[anneasquith]

daisy, have you '' been in the wars '' ? I didn't see anything posted . ?

[nungate]

Daisy had an argument with a flagstone and sad to say the flagstone won Anne. Bit like Queenie and the bookcase - it also won! My problem is with stairs, they don't like me at all!

[anneasquith]

daisy im sorry. hope you feel better soon. poor queenie. nungate , don't you have an elevator in your home/castle. ?

[nungate]

Since I bust my knee giving it serious consideration! Ach, Queenie's always walking into something, it's usually her toes, or her elbows that lose the arguments! When she was working it was shoeboxes falling on her head! She's either an accident waiting to happen or else just a total putz!
bless her cotton socks!

[tonyav]

Yep, saw her bang her toe last Sunday.

[nungate]

that was my foot as well! ouch!

[DaisyNonna]

Yes Anne, fell flat on my face, luckily jean cased knees took the brunt.

[tonyav]

nungate
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that was my foot as well! ouch!


Oh yes nungate, a double whammy that.

[nungate]

Tony, I am a martyr to that girl's feet!

[tonyav]

LOL, so you are, nungate.

[nungate]

we have the podiatrist on speed dial you know!

[DaisyNonna]

What happened to the bad weather forecast? Do not want to stress out Eric.

[nungate]

Not too sure Daisy, we have rain forecast for tomorrow morning

[DaisyNonna]

Better fly home. Did I tell you Eric had earned his Blues and Twos?