Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

well, here we are again. Another Saturday and time for Mad Over Fifties Club, so come on in for a giggle! Igor is on standby to collect, brooms, wellies, brollies and other sundry items, just don't hope for their safe return at the end of our evening as he likes to hide them about the Towers, and his memory isn't what it was......
Our tailcock tonight is the is the "Soggy Saturday" well named I think. It is an interesting brew with quite a kick! We also have the return of the Running Buffet - catch it if you can ...... For the less fit among us a light supper has been laid in the Snug, it includes volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies, as well as a delicious selection of other goodies.
We have a DJ booked for members wishing to dance down in the ballroom.
As always all our facilities are available to members, though I would recommend that members might prefer to remain indoors this evening in view of the inclement weather.
Queenie sends her apologies she will not be joining us this evening.
For the rofl I have:
3 bottles of Rose bubble bath (would the winner kindly refrain from tossing it in the moat or in the fountains - thank you)
Bag of odd socks - mostly left ones
12 Back issues of The Lady Magazine

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Eeny Meeny Minie Moe! Sorry, didn't work.

[queenofmean]

We only got in a wee while ago. Was dry then but my shoes are still soaking

[tonyav]

I'd take the wet shoes off if I were you, Queenie. Or you might catch a cold.

[lady-janine]

thanks a lot. will try to keep up with all the chat and doings in between doing other things. was doing a bit of moon gazing earlier but it's gone now. maybe we are going to get a bit of Glasgow sunshine.

[nungate]

stuff the shoes with some old newspaper if possible and leave them to dry until tomorrow.
Any idea what time you're coming home?
Hey, by the way Teddy came and sat by me on the sofa, wasn't looking for treats or anything! First time he's done that

[lady-janine]

queenie - just get yourself under a hot shower and then curl up with a drink of hot choccie. make one for nungate when you do.

[DTCwordfan]

tot of rum in it too.....

[DaisyNonna]

Forget the hot chocolate. Hot Toddy.

[tonyav]

DTCwordfan
tot of rum in it too.....


Ah back to the sea shantys then, DT.

[nungate]

I'm afraid Mr N will have to make my hot chocolate and not until tomorrow as Queenie is staying with her beau's family this weekend and she has my hot choccie! Besides I couldn't have any rum in it anyway as I'm not allowed to take any alcohol because of all my meds

[DTCwordfan]

the rhythm of the sea tony, and of course spring water to a neap drink....

[DTCwordfan]

alcohol plus meds - now there's a reason for including pixie's 'big white telephone' in the shanty.

[lady-janine]

oooooooppps sorry nungate I hadn't realised that. if I was nearer i'd make your hot choccie for you.

[tonyav]

Ah yes, I quite fancy a neap drink.

[nungate]

I'm too much of a control freak to let myself get muddled with booze and pills - besides I go through life in a perpetual state of muddlement why take the change of getting unmuddled by pills and booze?

[DaisyNonna]

Tides DT?

[tonyav]

Muddlement can be fun I find, nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

Tide's - good for washing machines.

[tonyav]

Is it on the turn, Daisy.

[nungate]

don't fash Lady J, Mr N looks after me well enough, fixes me some supper and makes sure I take my pills, he even offers to make me a mug of his hot chocolate, but we like different kinds so I don't take up the offer.