Now I Know Why We Have Children.....

[gness]

...it's so that on the Sunday you decide to wander around in your black floaties, put on no make-up and experiment with your hair the son can come through the front door with the new lady friend he wants you to meet.....

It was just as I decided that the wild head of curls I'd achieved probably wasn't me after all that they arrived........

My deathly white skin, black clothes and the huge froth on top of my head made me look like a Munsters reject......

She's lovely....... :-(

[bookbinder]

Is she a Goth, also?

[Psybbo]

and very understanding but I bet son ha warned her?

[gness]

No, BB.....just a lovely, normal lass...if a tad bewildered now......

My son is lovely and normal too....she must be hoping he was adopted......x

[gness]

I think he was a little surprised by the hair too, Psyb......having gone from shoulder length straight and sleek..... ☺

[pastafreak]

I'm glad my daughter lives 200+ miles away....and has a permanent BF.

[Elina]

LOL!

[gness]

Think I might move, Pasta.......and I wasn't lolling, Elina......I was tying to smile......☺

[Psybbo]

I wonder the shock didn't straighten your hair.

[tonyav]

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[Hopkirk]

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[gness]

It slowly straightened, Psyb......kind of drooped....

That wouldn't have been too bad, Tony...but Hoppy is nearer the mark unfortunately..... :-(

[DTCwordfan]

My sister and I learned from my mother today that we were ***....my mater never has or had any intention of marrying. Interesting.....

[DTCwordfan]

that's barrstewards as in out of wedlock

[tonyav]

Blimey !, is mater saying that she and pater never married DT ?.

[Psybbo]

DTC, are you sure?

[gness]

DT.....my mother told us, in the early stages of dementia, that I wasn't her firstborn.....
Are you sure that it's not your Ma's condition speaking?...Gx

[DTCwordfan]

totally her condition...we found it pretty amusing!

[Psybbo]

Ah, you had us going for a minute x

[tonyav]

Another thing for the book then, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

definitely one for the book....."and I'm going to remain a virgin"