Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Eveninb!

Once again welcome to Queenies Quay for this week’s Mad Over Fifties Club.

It’s been a busy week here, Plant has been out working in the gardens pruning, cutting, trimming and planting so the gardens are off limits this evening. Scoff and Soo have been trying out new ideas for the dining room. Dyson the cleaner has been a little heavy handed with the Mr Sheen I apologise for the vibrant shiny surfaces and the heavy smell of polish!

The Tone Deafs have returned and are playing a varying selection of Country Music Hits. We also have Mistress Font from the local Tap Dancing school, she will be teaching anyone who wishes to learn to Tap Dance. You have to select your tap, from taps provided. You can choose from Pillar, Mixer, Flip, or Fountain. If that isn’t to your taste we have the book club in the library. Also in the Library is this months editions of Nudist Monthly, Car Mechanics for Ladies Weekly and Locust Farming.

For eats we have Sticky Sweet Chilli Chicken and Jasmine rice - don’t know if Jasmine knows she has rice or if she knows it’s missing or if she’s in it, the usual horses doovers and volly vents. On the Pudding Trolley we have Parma Violet trifle, petit threes the forth went AWOL as has Rahul he seems to have misunderstood the meaning of ‘Choux’. I fear he will need to be sacked..tbc.

This evenings Tailcock is The Plucky Pheasant it’s wee bit potent but the feathered straw is lovely.

For the ROFL I have
Selection of wedding magazines-read
Half bag Jelly tots opened
One Slipper one is missing

I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Carriages at Midnight.

[Togo]

You are too kind QoM. Has the dog rose recovered? I do hope so. I hear that nuptials are forthcoming and it may come in handy for the garlands etc. Especially to throw at the least favourite bridesmaid.

[queenofmean]

If you go to the cloakroom Belle will be able to assist.

Please refrain from leaving bodily fluid in the library.

[queenofmean]

Haha Togo..love it.

I’d need to check with Plant but he hasn’t said...

[queenofmean]

Shall we do the Rofl?

Have you got your tickets ready?

[queenofmean]

Winning Number is Red

Winning colours are
4
12
55
79
21

[tonyav]

Yipee I've won the laddered stocking, save me having to buy a fan belt.

[queenofmean]

I won back my wedding magazines

[tonyav]

You'll probably be needing them though, queenie.

[queenofmean]

Probably...I had a stash before we moved but I recycled them - I’d given up hope being asked.

[tonyav]

I’d given up hope being asked.

Just goes to prove that you should never give up hope, queenie.

[queenofmean]

Very true Tony. I will admit..I did ask him but he asked me properly a few days later...when I found my ring in my stocking.

[tonyav]

when I found my ring in my stocking.

LOL, bet that made it hard to get on.

[Theland]

Sorry! Just been sick in the library.
Lost a denture!

[queenofmean]

Haha was a snug fit.

It was my Xmas Stocking.

Oh the TDS are playing my fave I’m going up for a dance...

[tonyav]

I’m going up for a dance...

Righto then, I'll come with you.

[Theland]

Around the handbags?

[queenofmean]

I’ll get Dyson in Tl...can we have a bucket just Incase...do you need to visit the hospital wing?

[queenofmean]

Don’t think there’s many handbags here tonight TL

[Theland]

Got to go now.
Many thanks for an evening of sophistication and culture.
Taxi waiting, but if anybody finds my denture, feel free to use it until it is returned to me.
Once again, thank you for a lovely evening.
Need to get home and change my underwear.
Goodnight.

[queenofmean]

Safe journey Theland.

Hopefully I’ll be about next week to host another evening.