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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Good Evening and welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club here at Queenies Quay.
No Rahul this week he’s been sent for further training. So we have hired butlers and waitresses in the semi buff. It was all that was available at such short notice.
We’ve installed an aerial assault course in the forest - it’s been tested and the monkey bars and flying fox are superb! Great rush of adrenaline. I did need a bit of persuading to go over the logs though! Bungee in the east tower is still waiting for it’s first jumper.
This week’s Tailcock is the Hilarious Joiner...perfect if you have a screw loose or think you have the ability to put up that shelve! It’s very mild but there’s an afterkick of strength - watch out for splinters.
We’ve got a buffet on this evening so you’ve got sausage rolls, mini sausages, sandwiches (ham, ham/cheese usual sarnie fillers) mini scotch eggs etc. The usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley triple chocolate mouse. So on you go stuff your selves silly.
We’ve got a Dj in this case evening the drummer of the Tone Deafs has broken his hands.
For the Rofl I have
iPhone 7 Plus working screen smashed
1 iPhone 7 Plus case personalised
Pile of used Avon books
Selection of pink cushions, heart shaped
Today’s Daily Record paper, read, supplements missing.
Carriages at Midnight.
No Rahul this week he’s been sent for further training. So we have hired butlers and waitresses in the semi buff. It was all that was available at such short notice.
We’ve installed an aerial assault course in the forest - it’s been tested and the monkey bars and flying fox are superb! Great rush of adrenaline. I did need a bit of persuading to go over the logs though! Bungee in the east tower is still waiting for it’s first jumper.
This week’s Tailcock is the Hilarious Joiner...perfect if you have a screw loose or think you have the ability to put up that shelve! It’s very mild but there’s an afterkick of strength - watch out for splinters.
We’ve got a buffet on this evening so you’ve got sausage rolls, mini sausages, sandwiches (ham, ham/cheese usual sarnie fillers) mini scotch eggs etc. The usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley triple chocolate mouse. So on you go stuff your selves silly.
We’ve got a Dj in this case evening the drummer of the Tone Deafs has broken his hands.
For the Rofl I have
iPhone 7 Plus working screen smashed
1 iPhone 7 Plus case personalised
Pile of used Avon books
Selection of pink cushions, heart shaped
Today’s Daily Record paper, read, supplements missing.
Carriages at Midnight.
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Go and let Theland in please, Queenie. He's been stood outside all night and his frock is getting crumpled:
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That Theland bloke was determined to be in first as soon as the topless waitress and the bottomless waiter opened the gates.
I would have been here earlier if my Stanley Steamer hadn't sprung a boiler leak ( it ain't easy to weld with a Bic lighter ).
For the ROFL I have 27 assorted used spark plugs and 43 Bic lighters ( all empty ).
Right then a bucket of that Hilarious Joiner for me to begin with I think.
I would have been here earlier if my Stanley Steamer hadn't sprung a boiler leak ( it ain't easy to weld with a Bic lighter ).
For the ROFL I have 27 assorted used spark plugs and 43 Bic lighters ( all empty ).
Right then a bucket of that Hilarious Joiner for me to begin with I think.
