MM & KM Links Games

[crofter]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more sweaty and more bad tempered(?)
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of APRIL(?)
And the SETTER's lease hath all too short a date!

We do our best to bring a bit of culture to the Shrubbery and end up in turmoil! Last week, there were more false trails than an episode of Taggert. Quite frankly, it was murrrrrder!

For predictions linked to WIND (correct answer was JAMMER) I can accept WIND BREAK, but cannot condone word reversal (which changes the meaning entirely)! That's just coarse! However, if you were dragged (up) through the bushes, what can one expect!!

Let's have a bit more focussed concentration tomorrow morning and blow burgess3334 out of the water!
If I need to explain, burgess3334 (aka Alan) is the current MM Champion and will set his four words to be linked tomorrow at 9.00am and all you need to do is predict his chosen links!

While you're at it, there is also the International Version in the KM Links Game which should kick off at about 7.30am (tomorrow). Here, we are all chasing after Aquagility, who has shown everyone a clean pair of heels! He's kept in line by our Ozzie Organizer seekeerz (aka Steff) who rules the roost from "down under"!

We look forward to you taking part in some harmless fun.
The Game is active for all/most of the weekend!
If you are curious as to the level or cerebral stimulation this exercise will involve; just read on! (SEE BELOW)

"Good Luck" to you all!

[Christiana]

Did you hear the one about the man who needed a brain transplant? He was offered a male brain at �5000 or a female brain for only one thousand pounds. His friends smirked and asked whyy the male brain was considered so much more vluable. Ah, said the Doctor, it's because the male brain has never been used.

[Christiana]

Sorry about the spelling mistakes, my poor old much used brain is obviously giving up for the night. Sleep well all.

[Ont-ice]

How come you're up so late tonight? And what's with the antibiotics?

[paulineward]

Christiana...just read that out loud to one of my daughters, it amused her greatly, she laughed out LOUDLY!!!

[evsajo]

Why did God create man first ? Because you always do a rough draft before you do the masterpiece. Hello Ont Ice, I must remember the birthday on Sunday. Hope you had a nice supper (or is it dinner)?

[paulineward]

Was at the dentist today Ont-ice...and my very back upper tooth has decided to grow into the side of my other. It has caused some food to get trapped in the gum causing an infection, and damaging the other tooth. I have to have the back one extracted and the one next to it crowned. Ironically the one to be taken out is a perfectly healthy tooth! They can't fit it in until 5th june!!..as they are doing them both at the same time!!!..and we are going to Jersey for a week at the end of May, hope it doesn't play up too much!!

Anyway the biggest tragedy is I can't drink on the antibiotics!!!

[Ont-ice]

Hi Kay. I guess you lot call it dinner. It's the meat and potatoes meal of the day. Thank heavens the BBQ season is almost upon up as it gets me out of the kitchen. I'm not allowed to touch the BBq. I don't know why not, and am certainly not about the argue the point.
Sorry to read that you were somewhat blue. I can't imagine how you must feel. As Pauline said we, your friends, are here for you so when you feel down just sign on and join us. As I once wrote to Pauline, 'Friends are the angels who hold us up when our wings refuse to fly.'

[Ont-ice]

Oh! Pauline. Dentists drive me nuts. I hope the antibiotics work for you, but no drinky poos until you have finished the lot then if the pain gets too bad you can always hold a single malt whisky in your mouth to numb it then swallow the whisky and after a while you'll all be numb - to the pain I mean. :-)

[sarumite]

My parting shot ..........

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...

Good night all (S) :O)

[paulineward]

Why is it men do nothing in the kitchen, and are masterchefs when the BBQ is out???

[paulineward]

Like the way you 'hit and run' Sarumite!!!.....see you anon!!!

[Ont-ice]

Beats me, but he'll get no argument. Mind you we, the ladies, still have to prepare the veggies et al or we'd get burnt offerings wouldn't we?

[paulineward]

Yes!!...and tidy up afterwards..and buy it all in...etc etc...

[seekeerz]

anyone still around - I could use some help with my local crossquiz S

[Ont-ice]

Remember when Clint used to make us tingle when he said, "Go Ahead. Make my day?"
So go ahead Steff, pick my brain.
No guarantee of answers.

[paulineward]

Post them seekerz...I probably won't be much help though!!! Will be up for about 10 more minutes...then hit the hay!!

[Ont-ice]

Kay. Have you retired for the evening?

[evsajo]

Goodnight Sarumite, just wait until next week ! Thank you Ont-ice (and Pauline) for being such lovely people. I saw the "Friends are Angels" when you wrote it last time and I copied it out and its here on the desk for me to look at and think how lucky I am to have good friends.Sorry to be a party pooper and would love to stay and talk but i haven't been sleeping well this week and i suddenly feel shattered so I will say Goodnight and sweet dreams to you all. See you in the morning to see what dear brother has come up with. Love Kay x

[seekeerz]

thank O-ice - what is a cocktail made of frozen rose [ or rosay] as I can't do acutes with my keyboard - is it froze ??

[Ont-ice]

I know the wine you mean rose-aye?
But I haven't a clue re the cocktail. Sorry.