MM & MK Links Sept Week 4

[crofter]

I leave you for two weeks and what do I come back to find? A pile of junk mail in the hall and my shrubs littered with unspeakable rubbish! I'd like to tell you exactly what I found ~ but it's unspeakable! Don't blame Crown Jools . She only set the (reasonable) questions, you lot did the fighting over the points with such (unreasonable) behaviour.

And don't blame gen2. He did a brrrrilliant job trying to keep some sort of order (said in my best Scottish accent) in my absence. However he has left me his spreadsheet (so far) and it reads like an MM Rogues' Gallery with rogerr, Christiana, Grenmus & ulysses100 heading the list and leading new-comer AllyLally astray!

[paulineward]

Jools...could call you as a witness!!

[sarumite]

Kay ... I'm on your side !!!

[JoolsTwo]

You're the ringleader sarumite.

[LaneyB]

I'm still waiting for my drink. Hi Miss Meg welcome to the mad house but beware of a certain gentleman who will ply you with alcohol, we ladies must stick together. Lovely to see Aquagility is back after his holiday in Turkey. Jools are you still with us, don't suppose we could have a clue or two?!!

[paulineward]

Sarumite!!!...Hotel de Paulin in Stockport might get fully booked for next year!!!!

[Meg]

I did see the bottoms, had to take my mind off them and get a drink before I upset myself, won' have another before bedtime, still obsessed about the shubbery.

[Christiana]

Just tiptoed into the shrubbery after a night out with friends who are staying - thought you'd all be asleep, but what do I find? A party in full swing, innocent newcomers swept into the fray, the usual collection of empties AND a fine collection of naked but apparently sausage spattered men.
In fact it all sounds very interesting!

[LaneyB]

Pauline we must stick together, I do believe that Kay is spreading tales!!

[crofter]

miss meg is on my spreadsheet as having scored one point during Week 3 in August. Not a great score, but better than some! Welcome to the shrubbery!

[sarumite]

Pauline ... I'm on your side !!!

[paulineward]

Laney...you've no chance!! Jools is a crafty one!!!

[JoolsTwo]

It gets you like that miss meg.

sorry laney, my lips are sealed. Pauline has been trying for the last 3 weeks. :-))). I thought she had some inside info the other Saturday.

[crofter]

If I'm going to be sued ~ I want my trainee barrister!

Where's FoxLee?

[JoolsTwo]

Hi Christiana, I hope you had a good evening. I'm just of to bed now got to be up early for our drive to the IoW, but will have time to post the links before I go. I may even get the Xword off to you before I go.

[paulineward]

Gawd...I can't keep up!!!
Crofter keeps 'appearing!!!'
Sarumite tries to keep ALL his women sweet!!
I've seen men's bottoms!!!
Kay leads us all totally astray!!!

We have new 'guests' to Friday night...and I have tried to be a lady and welcome them...but...such is life!!!

We are all respectable ...really...honestly!!!

[Meg]

I'll try harder to get on your spread sheet tomorrow!!

[Christiana]

That's what I call dedication, Jools. Hope you have a good trip. Good to have you join us in the shrubbery Miss Meg - we're a very elite group. There's not many that can take the pace and still be up and posting on the links at the crack of dawn. One or two even manage to do enough of the Telegraph GK crossword to post the links for KM and all before 8 a.m.

[paulineward]

FoxLee Crofter?...you need Cherie Blair!!!...mind you...she never wins many either does she!!!!!!

[JoolsTwo]

Right I'm gone, Night everyone See you all at 9.00am sharp.

[crofter]

Pauline, Please keep up with the several threads!

As for "trying to be a lady" you'll have to try MUCH harder!!