Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[craft1948]

smouse...I've been out on dates like that....

[grasscarp]

jar of...... smouse

[Mamyalynne]

whats on offer cant read the noticebboard anyone seen me specs

[ladyalex]

Right, gather round for the highlight of the evening.
Our raffle prizes tonight are:
Another tube of Deep Heat
A packet of Tena Lady
A bottle of vitamin E capsules
A voucher for a massage at Club XXSS (kindly donated by the Fire Department as a thank you to Mamyalynne)
A used policeman
's truncheon
And a big bottle of gherkins kindly donated by grasscarp.

[grasscarp]

Maud is on the committee and Ladyalex I think

[Mamyalynne]

bagsy the massage haha

[ladyalex]

There's also someone who was on briefly last week, dog or something, but they were a bit of a moaner....

[grasscarp]

how old is the policeman, as it affects if i can make use of him or not

[ladyalex]

And the first prize goes to number........pink

[Mamyalynne]

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH said the M$$D word

[Mamyalynne]

was doogied

[Mamyalynne]

i got number pink what colour is it??

[ladyalex]

yes, I'm afraid we had better hurry up with the business of the evening in case we are shut down or banished. So I'll just draw all the raffles in a bunch now to save time.

All the rest of the prizes have been won by tickets number.......
pink, pink, pink, pink, pink and 95

[Mctavish]

Yippee I've got 95 and it's pink as well.

[craft1948]

bu88er..............er sorry

[smouse]

I'm not going in a jar for anyone - did someone say I was pickled - I deny it

[ladyalex]

Sorry, McTavish , 95 is Not pink. You cannot have the truncheon. Give it back now .

[Mctavish]

When's the next meeting ?

[ladyalex]

soused, perhaps, smouse ?

[grasscarp]

did I win the used policeman? I have ticket 78 yellow......