Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[Mamyalynne]

so no pru ? well the meds are being locked away so is only the dregs of the glasses left to be recycled into the plastic bucket for next week then (will get quentin to do it its a messy job)

[Mamyalynne]

sleek hope you arent after drugs just too late there are a few ghekins left and a half eaten bap

[caththecrazy]

We shoudl do lights and sirens and see if the vicar wakes and can you reverse it do you think as we want to check we have woken vicar up?

[Mamyalynne]

cool idea these pills give you wings lets go for it is sleek old enough sounds a bit young and trendy to me??

What yer think ?

[Mamyalynne]

might look betterin hotpants too waaaaah!

[sleekit-kate]

caththecrazy,i was in the middle of talking to you this afternoon and i was zapped,i dont know why,but it has taken me all this time to come back

[Mamyalynne]

oh so green doesnt mean new and you are old enough what were you discussing as some others have been booted for no good reason

we had best be cautious

[Mamyalynne]

maybe it was the old matron with a grudge

[sleekit-kate]

talking about the eurovision and my party the other night,i was being nice and didnt swear or anything

[caththecrazy]

that happened to me last night or the night before - used to be crazycathy now caththecrazy - lol

I was asking slinky if Prudentia's maid had stayed to tidy up after the party

[Mamyalynne]

not fair that but maybe was something someone else said ?

any how are you up for clubbimg i think cathy is off trying to shoehorn herself into hotpants i will stick to my usual ra ra skirt and shirt blouse tied to show midriff

[sleekit-kate]

you asked me that and then i was banned,no she did'nt stay,had to hire a cleaning firm to get all the clothes out of the pool,and some one dug a big hole and planted yogi,he had been missing for a couple of days you know

[Mamyalynne]

poor yogi was he a poodle ??

[sleekit-kate]

why are all these dick chairs out,are you practicing your holidays

[caththecrazy]

didn't you hear me shouting?I'm trying to wrestle the rugby for the hotpants and he was having none of it in the end I had to promise him a pink hairnet.

How do the hotpants look Mamy ? Why are they called pants when clearly you wear them on your head

Come on knitting bags ready

Are we taking the firemen or just their engine? we might find some more men clubbing. Does the engine have a ladder then we can climb up into the room upstairs save getting stuck in clubs toilet window like last time?

[Mamyalynne]

off to Brighton soon the nuddy beach they say

[sleekit-kate]

a huge poodle,now what have you for drinks,can i have a double sherry

[Mamyalynne]

yes ladder and all the works so buckle up girls off we go if i can find the ruddy keys

[Mamyalynne]

a snifter before we go good idea lets see whats in the cocktail bucket

take a straw each

[caththecrazy]

ok one large sherry is that a double sherry or a double large sherry?

would you like nibbles with that?