Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[Mamyalynne]

must line stomach afore jelly bean cocktails

[Mctavish]

I've still got some jelly babies - and they are all boys - now don't all rush at once !

[ladyalex]

Jelly beans on the list too.

Steradent ?
Tena Lady ?
Deep Heat ?
I'm sure the chippie will have these.

[caththecrazy]

Mamyalynne your knitting back is on the arm of that rugby player looks like he's knitting a pink thingeyamebob - it's very long

I think your keys could be anywhere but we can drive the bus with a coathanger or something I think they call it cold hot or warm electric or plumbing no wiring

[ladyalex]

I'm off to the chippie then, Byeeee

[Mamyalynne]

shall i mix cocktails for when chips are here will see whats under the sink

[Mamyalynne]

long thingjamigbiobs oooh the very thought, need a swig now have gone mazy

[Mctavish]

Ohhhhh careful Mamy you find some funny things under the sink.

[caththecrazy]

Mamy have you found Quentin yet? Is he under the sink? Can you check the bend? we have had many members go missing and they have probably gone round the bend

[ladyalex]

Her we are then
Chips, mushy peas, fish, baps, vim, steradent , two gherkins and jelly beans.
Can I have a nica cup of tea now ?

[Mctavish]

Has everyone gone to bed ?

[ladyalex]

I hope not. Their chips are getting cold.
Is Quentin round the bend ?

[Mctavish]

I'll send you an IOU for me chips ladyalex unless you'd like a cheque.?

[caththecrazy]

no we have only just got the chips and we're going to make the tea - I'll go and get the tea bag off the line shall I?

[Mctavish]

I seem to have missed something here - who is Quentin please ?

[ladyalex]

I've said it before, cathy and I'll say it again....if I could remember it.
Could you possibly pay by standing order, McTavish ?
I'm sure I have a form here somewhere...perhaps in my embroidery pouch.....

[ladyalex]

Quentin has gone missing .

[Jan1957]

Can we have a new tea bag. We have been using that one for three weeks now. Vinegar on mine please. No, not on the chips on the steradent.

[caththecrazy]

Quentin is the love of Mamyalynne well he was last week but who knows where he is now

He is a soldier I think she found him and she let me have his friend - nameless - well I can't remember if he had a name but as I can't remember he could have been faceless

it's all tooooooooooo much I need a pill

[Mctavish]

Oh please who is Quentin ?

I'll set up a standing order for you ladyale just send me the form when you find it unless you had the chips wrapped in it.