Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[Jan1957]

Can someone let me out.... I crawled in the cupboard under the stairs with the rugby players. Got so exhausted had to have a nap and now I'm locked in.

HELP.... HELP.... Can anyone hear me?

[grasscarp]

I think she was trying to say I want a Policeman....

[grasscarp]

Jan. we did wonder what happened to you. I will try and open the door. OOOOoooohhhh a fireman has got you already.

[caththecrazy]

Jan we can here you but you'll have to wait as we are being held hostage by the fireman - do you want one? We will send one to rescue you

[Mamyalynne]

coming with th ekeys jan hope you havent worn em out and i am nothing to do with the draw thats purely extra curricular

[Mamyalynne]

how on earth did you get the choir in there too tut tut

[Jan1957]

Ooooh that's better. Did I miss anything. Has bensmum still got her baps out?

[ladyalex]

An extra draw.....does that mean there is another hairnet ?
Hope it's pink too.

What's that awful noise coming from the cupboard ? Should I send for an emergency joiner ?

[caththecrazy]

keep up ladeeeees please I told you the tickets have floated away and we have all won a fireman

the hairnet will keep til next week and I got all these orange hair nets they are matching - classy aren't they?

Well I actually took them from the supermarket some idiot had put oranges in them - can you imagine who would be crazy enough to keep oranges in a hairnet

Jan where have your hot pants gone???? You can't wonder round in that thong you know - everyone will want one

[Mamyalynne]

oh great have the buttys come

[ladyalex]

I wanted a pink hairnet, not an orange one. Orange ones are so last year.

I phoned for the joiner and they said they would send someone round.....I said we didn't particulalry like round joiners, we preferred ones with pecs and they hung up on me. Do you think we should complain ?

[Mamyalynne]

someone mentioned baps no mustard on mine please

[Mamyalynne]

think the locks jammed or matron has not given up the correct keys

[grasscarp]

Ladyalex I gave you a hairnet. One of those invisible ones. Dont say you have lost it already.

[caththecrazy]

We should complain Alex I mean if we wanted round joiners we would have asked for round ones wouldn't we?

We should complain to the Queen as well I'm sure as a lady she will understand our concerns

I'll get you a pink hairnet but don't tell the others - especially the rugby players or they'll all want one

[ladyalex]

I can't see it, grasscarp.
Can anyone see my invisible hairnet ?
When I find it I'll spray it pink, then I'll be able to see it and I'll have a pink hairnet. Killing two hairnets with one ....something.

Can I have a sausage bap please ?

[Mamyalynne]

am sure it will clash withe the blue rinse but on your head be it

[Meg]

Just stumbled across this club, may I join?

[ladyalex]

You are kind, cathythecrazy.

Would you like to try a jar of my rhubarb and ginger jam ?

[Jan1957]

Am I too late for the chips tonight?

This thong is reall chafing! Anyone seen my hotpants?