Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[Mamyalynne]

dont know where she went but havent checked the cellar for weeks but there is a cold water tap down there

[ladyalex]

I propose Mamyalynne for matron.

The election will take place later this evening in the Upper Lesser Huge Hall

[caththecrazy]

well it's hat all round

I like a guy on the beach but a groyne will do

someone will have to help me with the tea urn it's so heavy - and we'll have to hang the bloomers on the aeril to dry

[caththecrazy]

which way to the lesser huge hall? Do we get the coach or can we crawl there?

[grasscarp]

I second that proposal. Mamy for Matron.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry got lost not a good start where is the lessington hugo hall ??

[caththecrazy]

Let's just make mamyalynne matron it is tooooooo far to crawl to the huge upper lesser hall and somone has left the tap on and the fireman are here again pumping out the water.... let's get them

[Mamyalynne]

can i still imbibe and get to play with boys and do i have an expense account will need to redecorate her old quarters theres sandpaper on the walls

[grasscarp]

Right Cathy. Mamy IS now matron. I am so glad this place is flooded. There are firemen everywhere!

[Mamyalynne]

firemen me first am management now

[ladyalex]

Has somebody had a little accident again?
Is that why we're flooded ?
Matron Mamy, pass me a fireman please, I could do with a lift.

[caththecrazy]

with their hoses grasscarp and they are sooooooo hunkey

Mamy you can do what you like as matron and you can ring all the workmen up to help you and you can keep quentin as a butler

[Mamyalynne]

sorted great stuff has the draw been drawn

[Bathsheba]

Hello all......sorry i'm late.........hang on a minute while i get out of this pakamac.....i'm dripping all over the lino......

[ladyalex]

I don't know, police ladies and sandpaper on her walls....that last matron was a bit of a freak. Has anyone untied her yet and sent her on her way ?
We don't want the firemen rescuing her, it would be a waste.

I'm still waiting ofr my lift, Matron Mamy....stop hogging the firemen

[grasscarp]

I can see you Mamy tightening the belt of your matrons dress trying to pull that hunky fireman. Didnt take you long to start flaunting yourself!!!!!

[Prudentia]

I want a pee!

[caththecrazy]

Matron the raffle had to abandoned as all the tickets are floating away but I vote we all grab a fireman and keep the prizes til next week

Where is your knitting bag by the way?

[ladyalex]

Who's won the hairnet ? I want that hairnet badly.
What is the result of the draw ? Is it a draw ? are ther two of everything ?
Will we have to go to penalties ?

[ladyalex]

Prudentia, I am shocked at a person of your standing using such language.
What you want is to powder your nose.
Tut tut tut !
No standards left , even inthe aristocracy.