Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[bensmum]

I think you are all a bit refined for me - any excuse to get me t*ts out so the nudy beach will be lovely.
I'll get me coat ....

[Mamyalynne]

naughty girl

[Jan1957]

Not now bensmum. Wait till we get to Brighton. Someone cover here up. The choir can't concentrate.

[grasscarp]

bensmum are you old enough to be in this club? how can you get them out after fifty!!!!!!

[bensmum]

They move in a mysterious way grasscarp, come out on their own. And I'm definitely over 50

[caththecrazy]

Look ladies who has left their bloomes soaking in the tea urn?

They are now a funny colour and goodness knows what the tea will taste like - think we should give up and have a few glasses of sherry

bensmum you'll have to help drive the coach as no driver will take on the task after last time - mamyalynne she likes to turn the wheel usually but if she's found Quentin that will be it

[grasscarp]

You floozy. I envy you.

[Mamyalynne]

ladyalex needs the shoehorn to get hers out her rollon

[bensmum]

Do I get to wear a uniform cathy?

[Mamyalynne]

still no sign of quentin , so will be okay to drive (did i tell you i got banned, but am sure was a mistake)

[Mamyalynne]

you leave the uniforms to me i got em all now i think

[puzzled54]

I've got the choccies

[ladyalex]

I'm certainly not getting anything out on a nudey beach. I'm just there to watch.
In any case I might lose my shoehorn again...if I ever find it.

Where's the tea tonight ? And what about the draw ? I heard that there was a hair net .

[Mamyalynne]

Ive made some fairy cakes quentin gave me the recipe and they have a secret ingredient Whoo made me a bit dizzy

[ladyalex]

Bags me a choccie, but not an orange cream

[Mamyalynne]

ooh milady its pink so not with your blue rinse

[grasscarp]

The draws a fix. I buy tickets every week and come away with nothing.

[ladyalex]

Change that last request, I'll have a Quentin cake instead.

Gosh I'm enjoying having no responsibilities this week. I'm glad I was voted off the committee.

[bensmum]

Well I'm knitting some thongs for the beach. Does the hairnet come with hairgrips?

[grasscarp]

knitted thongs dont sound very hygenic.