Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[Mamyalynne]

hes fine oh i see what you mean will make without the berries then

[ladyalex]

I think that would be the wiser course of action.

Are then vodka buns ready yet ?

[Meg]

No, there is a problem with the electrics. Some fool's poured vodka over the plug.

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9

[ladyalex]

OH no....we'll just have to drink the rest of the vodka then.

Do you think it was the froggy's last act before he was eaten by Alexanderd ?

[ladyalex]

Quick Get the phone off her, She's sending for the Fire Brigade again.
Quick

[Mamyalynne]

cocktails ready and jans meds has she finished her stair climbing yet

[alexanderd]

dont know but he is definitely repeating, oops merci

[Mamyalynne]

Pardon


who won the raffle i didnt get any tickets i dont think

is it the chippy or are we making do with nibbles?

[ladyalex]

Phew. Now hide her mobile.
Jan seems to have disappeared. i think we should leave it for a few minutes but then we really should send out a search party......a SEARCH party....
Thanks for the Pernod and Baileys, Mamya...my it IS industrial strength...delicious.

Bicarb only for Alexanderd...until the froggy stops retouring

[Meg]

Buns ready, don't cancel the Fire Brigade, they are my favourite emergency service!!

[ladyalex]

We haven't had the raffle yet.....haven't sold enough tickets.

Forgot to say that there is a sub-committee meeting on tonight in the upper lesser ante-room....we are discussing whether Rule 7 should be dropped from the constitution.
Are there any opinions ?

[Jan1957]

It's ok I'm back. Are my meds ready. I think I'v been doing too much exercising. Is there any vodka and sanatogen left?

[ladyalex]

Buns and nibbles...that should be enough...shall we give the chippy a miss tonight...or does that break rule 34 ?

[Meg]

I found rule 7 quite constructive to the proceedings.

[ladyalex]

Well, I must agree...I've often been heard to say that Rule 7 ALWAYS applies

[Jan1957]

Could I have some raffle tickets. I really like that zimmer cover. You don't have a matching cover for my commode do you?

[Mamyalynne]

I love rule 7 its my favourite ♥

[ladyalex]

I'm sure we could knit one up for you...not sure we could ever match that particular shade of puce, though, or peach....would you mind if it was, say, red and turquoise ?
If you had both of them, that should match almost any colour scheme...after all you must agree that puce/peach/red/turquoise goes with anything.

[Mamyalynne]

i will have some tickets milady what number are they this week ?