Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[alexanderd]

time for bed said zebedee, night all see you next week lol

[ladyalex]

Night night alexanderd.
Hope you keep everything down.

[ladyalex]

Mamya...just ignore lordalex and he'll go away.
That's what I always do....for any favour do not give him either cognac or a tablet. He has a funny reaction to everything...you don't want to see it...we have to call for the aged retainers and everything.

[slinky.kate]

can i have a nightcap before i swim home again

[ladyalex]

If you can wait a few minutes, I'm sure one of us can knit you one.

[Meg]

Once again me and Hump are off to bed, Linford is with us, upset ab out being stripped of my importyant duties, bring back rule 7

[Jan1957]

Well all that dancing has put me in the mood. I'm off clubbing. See you next week.

[ladyalex]

Who is Linford ?

[ladyalex]

Night night Jan
Don't lose your zimmer cover at the club, now. Remember to get a ticket for it at the cloakroom. You cannot trust these bouncers with such a valuable object.

[slinky.kate]

well i must go now,see you next week goodnight

[Mamyalynne]

wheres everyone going i only nipped out for a sneaaky fag i dont know what the worlds coming to

anyway i shared of his ludships cigars is a bit strong need a nother cocktail now am very dry

[ladyalex]

Night night Kate
How did yo find his lordship, mamya ?

[Mamyalynne]

Night to all who are going
i am off to a wildlife park in cumbria tomorrow will see if i can smuggle some new pets have always wanted a capybara

[Mamyalynne]

no odd numbers

[ladyalex]

The largest living rodent......I bet he would make big holes in the skirting board...are they native to Cumbria ? and do they eat pencils ?

[Mamyalynne]

why have you lost your pencil as well as your big scissors this is very careless or are you not allowed sharp objects , me and his lud were chatting in the smoking shelter

[Mamyalynne]

no not native to cumbria but i have never been to a wildlife centre that didnt have some

[ladyalex]

No. Haven't been allowed sharp objects for some time now....
Wondered about pencils as I thought that that was all there was in Cumbria....that and mountains and lakes and plastics.....the mother ship of Lakeland Limited......

[Mamyalynne]

oh gadgetty things yes like banana holders what fun will dig out my catalogue bet they dont do frog or camel holders LOL

[ladyalex]

Stuff that you didn't know existed, but when you see it, you just have to have it...see what you can come back with for Humph and Ellie . They're bound to have something.