Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[Mamyalynne]

Motley ? have we yet another animal to feed

will go check lost property dept if someone hasn`t moved it

[ladyalex]

Are you thinking of Mutley, perhaps ?

[Mamyalynne]

handy having those two burly blobby bouncers on the door tho

lost prop

a beach brolly
3 flip flops
some hair rollers
a box of fruit jellies

[Mamyalynne]

I have been residing at the sports pub section nice bunch inthere and the setup is more familiar

[ladyalex]

Do be careful this evening, Mamya. There has been such a lot of rain that there are some quite large puddles in the conservatory and the understairs cupboard.
Humph and Ellie are up to their knees, poor dears, and I haven't checked on the leftover rugby boys, male voice choir members and other assorted emergency service workers who have been in there for some time.

[ladyalex]

I don't think I have ever been in the sports section...is it all smoky and beery there....

[ladyalex]

Are you a member , sprax-2 ?
If not, speak to the bouncers and they will keep you right.

[Mamyalynne]

okay milady i will get out the mop and bucket and put the warning cones out

No smoking in the pub (I have to go out to the smoking shelter) and theres no swearing either

[Mamyalynne]

evenin` sprax

[ladyalex]

Oh, I see who you are, sprax -2.
I'm afraid I couldn't get your link to work as I don't have a password.....I'm not really up to all of these new-fangled computer things. I usually find that a member of my staff will help me out if necessary.
Thank you so much, mamyalynne. I knew I had struck gold when I agreed that you could be a retainer.

[ladyalex]

On a serious note, I am not too keen on this new set-up.
It doesn't seem to be e-mailing me when there is an answer...which is OK tonight as this club doesn't half fill up the inbox...but a bit of a niisance if you actually want to know if you've had an answer.

[Mamyalynne]

I am honoured to be retained milady

sprax why yet another alias i am struggling to keep up you know how befuddled I get

Shall I go to the pub and see if any regulars are lurking in there?

[ladyalex]

I managed to open the link and Bouncer looks just marvellous.
Does your bouncer retrieve ? and if so, what do you shoot ?
And why do you keep changing your name ?

Mamya, I have been meaning to speak to you about the rates of pay. In these harsh economic times, I think it is time that you increased the wages that you pay me. A small increase, say 5% would be sufficient.