Mad over 50`s club reopened

[Mamyalynne]

I don`t know what happened there

Ed if it was you I asked about posting this in Q&P and was told no problem as only takes up one thread (usually)

[alexanderd]

vodka and chips sounds good to me and anyone who thought of buying a raffle ticket must be a winner surely, can we check the rule book?

[Mamyalynne]

thought we had the vaulted vaunts and sostrich roles or was that another time ?

would a hill, well am not sure?

quite taken with the parrots

sorry to the losers on the raffle

more drinkies here

any meds required?

[alexanderd]

why are there green bits in this pork pie? is it pork pie with peas? Never had that before

[Jan1957]

I only had pink tickets. Thought they were normally the winners. Oh well, another vodka will do and have to get some chips on the way home.

[Nannyjill]

I think we should just take whihc raffle prizes we want as there aren't many of us left. I'm giving my mud and cucumber jam to the tall animal outside - I forget what he is but he looks hungry and I think the other one should get the rain hat unless anyone is planning on shampooing their hair then they can use it to keep the water off.

[Mamyalynne]

OK evryone wins pick a prize

I prefer vinegar on my chips

[alexanderd]

I have won a lava lamp it really looks funny after a few drinks, up and down, upand down, up and down ooh I am getting quite dizzy

[Mamyalynne]

nanny you brought a rainmate I so want one of those!

[Nannyjill]

I think the green bits in the porkpie are because it is enviromentally friendly. You know green.

[alexanderd]

nannyjill i was told I was mentally friendly once it says so on my certificate

[alexanderd]

These chips are good tonight I think they must have used orgasmic potatoes

[Nannyjill]

Ohh that is good I have a badge saying I'm special. I want a certificate too.I'm going to ask the cocktail maker mamya where I can get certified she seems to know alot. She might have a receipe for certification in her cocktail making book.

[Mamyalynne]

certifications of madness are available free of charge at point of membership

[Jan1957]

Someone take the lava lamp away from alexander or we may have a repeat of last time! Is the medication coming round soon?

[alexanderd]

Nanyjill, Mamyallyne knows everything when Mlady is absent especially wher the booze is kept

[Mamyalynne]

laver lambs ? what are they a kind of wild sheep, will they roast? have a surfeit of mint sauce

I am the cocktail queen

[alexanderd]

I think lavalambs live on mountains, usually volcanoes hence the tough bits or am I being silly?

[albaqwerty]

just popped in to say thank you for beiing a great hostess hic
I like javalambs.
I'll make more fooood next time :D

[Jan1957]

Did someone mention food? Ooh I'm feeling a bit queasy now. Has anyone seen Percy? He wandered into the kitchen last time I saw him.

[Mamyalynne]

the more food the more drink needed to mop it up sounds good to me

volcanoes of course so we can use the roasted bones to remove dry skin