Mad over 50`s club reopened

[Mamyalynne]

I don`t know what happened there

Ed if it was you I asked about posting this in Q&P and was told no problem as only takes up one thread (usually)

[Mamyalynne]

Percy is fine es snuggled in my portmanteau by the hearth with Alfie

[alexanderd]

I have dry skin on my knees can I try some of those toasted scones please

[Mamyalynne]

when they have cooled down

[Nannyjill]

Oh I've lsot my certification does that mean I'm not certified? But I want to be. Can I borrow someone else's? Ohh toasted scones and ohhh these cocktails are a nice colour? Shall I take these wine bottles back to the shop and get 6d back? We seem to have drunk quite a few? or does the bottle man come to the door in his van?

[albaqwerty]

bottleman comes to take away empties and leaves full ones jill.
that's why we luv 'im :D

[alexanderd]

Dont worry nannyjill we are all automatically certificated here you can get areplica certificate if you fill in the necessary forms available in the upper, downstairs ante-room, Mammyalynee will help with question no 1354 as its a bit tricky

[Nannyjill]

Oh thank you I will ask mamya to help me after I've collected me form but I need a map to where they are. Let me have a drink for the stairs first.

[alexanderd]

maps available from the pink and orange blobby people on the door

[Jan1957]

Thanks for looking after Percy mamya. He keeps forgetting he can't fly, bless him. Are the scones ready yet? You're right about this lava lamp alexander, up and down, up and down, up and down.... It's just like being back in the 60's.

[alexanderd]

I have just toasted some muffins if anyone woulld like one before hometime, or maybe they were puffins and I am confused again

[alexanderd]

Jan if you can remember the 60s you werent there!

[Nannyjill]

well muffins puffins both dangerous mps (knocks side of nose)

Those orange pink people are very strange are they in drag?

[alexanderd]

we did try to drag them out to the front gate but they keep coming back, vodka and puffin go well together

[Mamyalynne]

percy is fine he can stay over anytime

are you all ok am so sorry if i am neglecting you

[Nannyjill]

I have to go as the children's father has come back and want to find out how their mum is before I go home.

(hope he can't smell all alcoholic fumes on me while I've been babysitting).

Night All.

[alexanderd]

we did miss you mamy with people wanting your help to fill in forms and things and those blobby people have been acting strange again and you are the only one who can control them and ive had too much to drink and i am confused again

[alexanderd]

well thats me off to bed full of vodka and toasted puffins so thanks for a lovely evening Mamyalyne I will put the milk bottles out on my way goodnight all

[Mamyalynne]

I do apologise it was a family crisis or was I abducted by the blobby aliens?

all forms to be filled out in triplicate leave them with me, as I speak triplicate fluently

thanks for taking the empties , is there still money back on those\/

[alexanderd]

yes mamy, have left money in the usual place, wont tell Ladyalex or she will deduct it from your wages, or is that a good thing since you pay her, OMG I am confused GOODNIGHT

[Mamyalynne]

Night Alex

♥