Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone and once again may I be the one to welcome you in her ladyships absence.

Lost property is minimal and consists of the usual umbrellas and rainmates plus a rather bedraggled pair of pink blommers (if not claimed I can utilise them as dusters)

Will rustle up the liquid refreshments, make yourselves comfy

Mamya

[petal54]

jolly good evening,Mamya,just flown in from Brazil on the flamingo,at least it's drier here,brought some nuts,glad you've found my bloomers

[Mamyalynne]

evening petal what a lovely bird the flamingo is pop it by the moat

[petal54]

Floyd is moat trained,are the local ducks about today?

[Mamyalynne]

yes but surely they won`t cause bother, pop your bloomers on love its getting a bit draughty

The nuts are most welcome too

[tamborine]

hi Mam...I got some laddered stockings to raffle; they're great for holding the fruit pips when making jam.

[alexanderd]

Good evening Mamya thought you were not going to be here tonight spent ten minutes trying to unlock the door before I realised it was open

[Mamyalynne]

evening tambo lovely prize and nuts and I`ve brought some more mothballs and fluffy shoe insoles

[slinky.kate]

hello everyone,not last tonight,it's a bit chilly,brought some syrup of figs for the raffle,i cant take anymore they give me the runs

[petal54]

what size R the stockings? as may be of use to mini bigs for his drag act

[Mamyalynne]

evening alex I think you will find I was spot on time unlike last week when I was delayed

[Mamyalynne]

Hiya katy as slinky as ever and syrup o figs oooh lovely stuff

[tamborine]

petal please remove fish from moat b4 inserting flamingo.....else they die of fright and that's really cruel

[Mamyalynne]

oh crikey the Koi his lordship wi;l have me guts for garters lorky me, quick lets get the bird back to the well be safe there

[tamborine]

stocking are pre-war silk (s) with seams......I just use a pencil line now

[slinky.kate]

hello everyone,been good this week,do you like my new slinky black dress,iy fits me now

[petal54]

have put beak muzzle on Floyd,so fish should be fine,so long as paul the poacher's not about!

[Mamyalynne]

very slinky indeed kate, hope the syrup was not used in weight loss process?

ooh silks with seams how posh, I have to made do with the gravy browning from the larder

[petal54]

has anyone tried that chessboxing yet?sounds painful

[Mamyalynne]

I know I would fall off the board like when I tried tap dancing

[alexanderd]

Mamyalynne I heard that was Lapdancing