Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone and once again may I be the one to welcome you in her ladyships absence.

Lost property is minimal and consists of the usual umbrellas and rainmates plus a rather bedraggled pair of pink blommers (if not claimed I can utilise them as dusters)

Will rustle up the liquid refreshments, make yourselves comfy

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

sssh you promised not to tell

[tamborine]

prefer pole dancing....so long as the pole is long enuf

[Mamyalynne]

look out for telegtaph poles they give you splinters

[petal54]

anyone for a skrewdriver & twiglets,the nice steward is on his way round i see

[alexanderd]

Dont need fish and chips tonight as I have some lovely meat pies .My sister returned to Australia and left her Kangaroo behind so I had to do something with it

[tamborine]

telegraph poles.....no no no - mine come by plane

[petal54]

thought poles prfered borshed

[Mamyalynne]

lots of cocktails on the silver salver will rustle up a jug of screwdrivers and yes we have twiglets

oh kanga pies poor Alfie is looking worried

[petal54]

off now to do a bit of kurd crawling

[alexanderd]

mamy these vodka and beetroot juice cakes are delicious, can I have the recipe please as I am hosting a soiree this week and they will go down a treat

[slinky.kate]

who's selling the raffle tickets and whats in the raffle?

[Mamyalynne]

alex yes the recipe will be posted on noticeboard in the vestibule

raffle tickets are number green

prizes include

a bag of nuts from brazil
mothballs
laddered tights
fluffy insoles

[slinky.kate]

mamy have you drank the syrup of figs for the raffle,i made up some mickey finn ice lollies,they're in the freezer,very strong though,help yourselves

[Mamyalynne]

oh no forgot to list the syrup o figs as a raffle prize

mickeys lollies never tried those thanks will sooth my sore throat

[alexanderd]

just been out in the garden to chat to the blobbies, one of these days they will answer me, I get sick of talking to myself. Got some angel cakes I knitted earlier if anyone is hungry they are in the fridge with the lollies.

[alexanderd]

Gosh it was cold out there, winter draws on I think

[Mamyalynne]

ooh alex cakes too we are dloing well I knitted some fig rolls earlier but Alfie ate them all hope they don`t go straight thru LOL

[Mamyalynne]

Have you brought your own drawers as petal claimed the ones in lost prop

[alexanderd]

fig rolls and syrup of figs!! you could be in trouble later. Stay off the beetroot cocktails Mamy they are deadly.

[tamborine]

Sample these please - Harrods order:

Stuffed organic vine leaves (vit C). Stuffing: crushed coffee beans, brown sugar & black (Ooops, racist?) chocolate.

This should keep you jumping for 6hours!