Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[Meg]

You never know milady, they were a funny lot.

Kept perfect time for 60 years and stopped working the day I got it.

[ladyalex]

OOOPS forgot about the vollyvongs and black peas....

[Mamyalynne]

well we won`t have to wind that up then, good

[ladyalex]

Have you tried putting a new battery in ?

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty vinegar in the peas milady, so the spoon stands up?

[Mamyalynne]

Battery clocks in the big house, well whatever next! Still less work I guess

[Meg]

Don't be silly, it has a key.
Where is the food, is it roasted aardvarks again?

[alexanderd]

all out of aardvaarks Im afraid but still afew roo steaks left

[caththecrazy]

Ahh I've got Humprey back but I couldn't get the chips m'lady as I was trying to push the bar stalls and 12 bottles of alcohol from the bar - well there was no bar man and I thought some child could have gone in and drunk them and been ill - so out of good will (to all children and our tailcok drink making) best I bring them here.

A letter on cardboard that is very classy - better than a few words scrawled on the back of a ciggie packet

[Meg]

Roo steak it is, always willing to try anything new.

The delivery boy from the chippie the other week was a treat!!

[alexanderd]

cath you are so thoughtful and caring I have a bottle opener here

[Mamyalynne]

ooh cathy more drinks to mix , shall I make Humphrey some coffee? don`t know how to sober up a camel

[Meg]

Cath and Hump welcome, may I have a bottle?
Big strokes for Humphxxx

[alexanderd]

Im sure Humph would like a bucketful of coffe Mamy but he is still going to have a headache in the morning

[ladyalex]

Cannot wait for your famous tailcocks, Mamya.
Coffee for Humph sounds good...you are a kind and caring person Mamya...always looking after us all. I think I might treat you to a pay decrease.

[alexanderd]

got some dark glasses and an icepack for humph but I cant reach to put them on, did we keep that firemans ladder?

[pericat]

knock knock

[caththecrazy]

Ohh I think we may have kept a fireman or two in the cupboard under the stairs though

Humph needs strong coffee - thanks mamy and alexandered - sure he will be better by next week

[pericat]

what happened the doorman with the extra finger ?

[ladyalex]

Who's there?