Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[Mamyalynne]

night meg sounds fun round your place

[Mamyalynne]

Just me the cobwebs and the ruddy clocks at the moment Hic Burp Slurp

[caththecrazy]

Nite Miss Meg - please remember not to wave red knickers if you see nay bulls though or anyoen from the home from the bewildered

Mamy I'm back I 've got the cup that runneth over as I managed to runneth overeth and grab it - I think I'll hekp myself to one of these tailcocks and a haggis drink ohh and some of these brownies ...
How is Humprey hump the camel? Did he drink his coffee

[Meg]

Flipping heck, the bewildered lot? Now I'm really scared, I shall get in bed with the deaf guard dog who will protect me for ever, if she wakes up!!

Don't think I'll have a problem with fireworks this year, bl@@dy pests. Soz I rabbit on, did I get my aardvark? Thanks Mamy, nite, nitexx

[Mamyalynne]

Humphrey is still a bit wobbly but getting there, help yourself to tailcocks, have you had any black peas they are delish!!

Wheres evryone else gone?

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg think you will find you`ve used your aardvark as a handbag, well he has a smile on his face

night night
M♥

[caththecrazy]

I think it may have been too many tailcocks you know how it is....

you have one and there was no raffle was there

Guess yo and me to share the prizes were there any????

[pericat]

did someone mention prizes ?

[caththecrazy]

Yes have you any tickets for the raffle? If not it doesn't matter what colour are your numbers

mamy what tickets won?

What did we win?

[Mamyalynne]

no raffle the neet gals neer mind eh? have another drink and a dance

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkdm2qEWNcM

[pericat]

shall I do my two step on one leg then mamya

[Mamyalynne]

get yer veils and belly button jewels out wahay

[Mamyalynne]

Just be careful of the parquet as milady will have me working till I`m 104

[caththecrazy]

Should we dance on our hands????

[Mamyalynne]

well I wouldn`t go that far as I can see casualty beckoning and you now how busy it is at weekends

[caththecrazy]

Yes but mamy that is usually because we used to cause alot of erm err well things just seemed to go wrong when we were out clubing but now we stay in I've heard it is much quieter....

Shall we have a few more tailcocks? be ashame to waste them when you've made them then I'd better put on those mop slippers and help you clean up the floors

[Ice.Maiden]

Good evening ladies! I know I'm not over 50, but been off AB for a while. Just wanted to say hello to faces old and new, and wish you all a good evening. x

[caththecrazy]

Hi Icey how are yo doing hun? Missed you.

I'm not over 50 but as I'm mad I'm allowed entry!X

[Mamyalynne]

Icey mucho welcome ong time no speak, just being a bit mad will do and never mind the flor as petals on duty in the morn LOL