Mad over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good evening all, the Club is now open.

Many apologies for the slightly late opening. I was delayed by having to search for my little cat. (Now safely home.)

Any raffle donations will be welcome as always.

[Meg]

THank you milady, that calmed me til I went in the maze for a ciggie with the doormen.
They gave me one of their cans of Special Brew, it was very enjoyable.

[alexanderd]

seems we have a new member, have you signed in and been vetted (I think the vet is in the upper lower hall tonight)

[ladyalex]

Gummy -rubs...is that like Gummi bears ?

I think we've spoken already about those doormen, Miss Meg. they are a bit coarse, you know. A nice young thing like yourself should be a bit careful of them. They might lead you astray , specially in the maze, then where would you be ?

[ladyalex]

I suspect Spectroknob has been here before and has taken the spirit of Halloween to heart and arrived incognito.

[alexanderd]

I think Miss Meg would be amazed M,Lady

[alexanderd]

I ve never ridden a cognito, is that faster than my broomstick?

[ladyalex]

Or possibly puzzled, Alexanderd.

Of course we remember alexandra bastedo..Champion , she was.

[tamborine]

uni speke, described as gummy-rubs - 'recreational' . For playtime/fore-play? We have to keep up with the new genre, who's up for a dip?

[ladyalex]

You must have had a cognito, alex. How else could you sum ?

[ladyalex]

OOOh no I never have anything to do with anything recreational. Lordalex doesn't approve.

[Meg]

I doubt I would get pregnant at my age.
Where are Humph and Ellie, are they in fancy dress, not seen them about.

[alexanderd]

are they sherbet dips? havent had one of those for years, Champions , that takes me back to my almost,youth

[ladyalex]

I preferred the man from U N C L E
The blonde one.

[alexanderd]

I still cant work out how they got that fountain to come out of Stuart Damons head

[ladyalex]

They had really good special effects then, didn't rely on digitally done ones.