I am delighted to report that lordalex's regions have fully recovered from his close encounter of the sparkler kind.
He asked me particularly to thank all of the members who assisted with the salving.
The lost property cupboard appears to be empty this week. Is this a Club First ?
I'm happy to take the onion bags off your hands.....I can always find a use for old bags.
Petal was talking to a Jethro, but I don't know who , or where he is.
Get the gun cabinet opened up again and make ready everyone.
Petal, I'm not beating about the bush with you any more. Get your medication down you now, or we will have to Take Action.
Mamya, get the Incident Book.
That's fine, petal. Make sure you do enough onions too....about half a bagful should suffice.
Quick, Mamya, once she's gone into the scullery, turn the key on her......I know we're the Mad over fifties club, but petal is taking things far too far.