Mad over 50`s Club open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, may I welcome you all to the club. Tailcocks and nibbles are on the hall buffet table, help yourselves. I may have to leave you occasionally as am babysitting two elderly maiden aunts.

There will be a talk later in the upper lower galleried ballroom on the topic of "Thermal Corsetry" very apt in these chilly days.

If enough people arrive we may have a raffle, will check lost prop for suitable prizes.( I have found a book of raffle tickets and they are all number blue) colours to be drawn later.

[Mamyalynne]

I was not baying, Just calling my Alfie in, didn`t want him catching a chill!

[alexanderd]

dont worry Mamy we believe you (ahem) have a hot toddy and a croissant they are fresh from the bakers

[Meg]

hmm, I've heard that before. (whisper) what do you think atsgran?

[atsgran]

Ok we'll take her word, but I went outside and didn't see any Alfie chasing any chills

[alexanderd]

Is Alfies middle name really AAoooowwwwww?

[Meg]

Don't think there are any chills out there, the baying mamya's, sorry animals have frightened them off.

[atsgran]

Should we go ahead with the raffle tonight? (I need a new cover for my Zimmer)

[alexanderd]

good idea I could do with two odd slippers I have a pair just like them at home

[Meg]

Just read my last post, soz, even I don't understand it. Think the raffle should go ahead, is there a straitjacket for a prize?

[atsgran]

Mamy must be busy so I'll dish the tickets out, miss meg how many do you want?

[Mamyalynne]

Enough of your casting nasturtioms , it seems it was one of my aunts running riot and baying (she is an in law)

[Meg]

I'll have the lot, feeling flush.

[Meg]

Probably an outlaw now and I think Uncle Joe's arrived. Apologies.

[alexanderd]

behavior of all inlaws is excusable Mamy they can be a funny lot

[atsgran]

are the flowers for the raffle mamy. miss meg you can't have them all, alex needs the slippers and I need the Zimmer cover. More tailcocks please

[Meg]

I don't want to fall out over this but why can't I have all the tickets? I need a new zimmer cover, some odd slippers and all the other lovely prizes.

[atsgran]

Aw miss meg if you feel that strongly, you can have them all - I hope your lucky and win a prize

[atsgran]

Tickets are all number Blue, and the winning ticket is number ................ PINK!! hard lines miss meg, better luck next week

[Meg]

Thank you, I will distribute all the prizes among the other members. What would you like atsgran?

[Meg]

Shucks....