Mad over 50`s Club open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyships absence, may I welcome you all to the club. Tailcocks and nibbles are on the hall buffet table, help yourselves. I may have to leave you occasionally as am babysitting two elderly maiden aunts.

There will be a talk later in the upper lower galleried ballroom on the topic of "Thermal Corsetry" very apt in these chilly days.

If enough people arrive we may have a raffle, will check lost prop for suitable prizes.( I have found a book of raffle tickets and they are all number blue) colours to be drawn later.

[Mamyalynne]

excuse me I see protocol (whatever that is has gone out the window)

[alexanderd]

that will teach you to be greedy Miss Meg now we have all lost my tickets were purple number cerise

[atsgran]

No I closed all the windows it was getting cold in here, think the fire needs stoked up

[Meg]

Who is protocol, is he a member of the emergency services, which one??

[Mamyalynne]

all tickets number blue

winning colours are

17
63
2
44
93

picked by the other maiden aunt please do not fight amongst yourselves

[atsgran]

Is the uniformed men coming in tonight, pity I can't wait for them, have to be in before 10.30 or they lock the doors. night night xx

[Meg]

Did she fall over? Was Uncle Joe involved?

[Meg]

Nite nite ats gran, I shall be joining you soon, don't worry, I'm tired.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes and I`ve dialled 999 and asked for PC Protocol

[Meg]

Mamya!!! Where is Lady Alex?

[alexanderd]

hope pc protocol can get past my huskies. I left them on the lawn chasing rabbits since her Ladyship is gadding tonight. I did tell them not to touch the deer though

[atsgran]

PC Protocol will be in shortly, he had to help me up, I just fell over a huskie with a rabbit in its mouth, PC is just rubbing my knees just now

[Meg]

atsgran, hope your okay, my greediness did not pay off. I will be a more nice person next week. Off to the maze for a smoke. brb.

[alexanderd]

hope you have your thermals on MissMeg its cold out there

[Mamyalynne]

night all who are going, hope all get home safe. Missmeg do wrap up

[alexanderd]

Mamyalynne I know you are in charge tonight but really, telling MissMeg to be quiet is not very nice!!

[Meg]

Tis chilly, have put myself in a box with label on Royal Mail take me somewhere warm , Goodness knows where I'll be next week, nite allxx

[alexanderd]

nite Miss Meg hope its not Iraq

[Mamyalynne]

wrap up and keep warm I meant but yes a little quiet is helpful

[boxtops]

My dears I am so sorry, the dinner took longer than I thought, I have just sent away the fire brigade but if anyone is still there I can bring the cheesy potatoes now - they have a fine crunchy topping with a hint on cinders..