Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

There will be a raffle as usual tonight , so members are encouraged.

Suggestions for our summer outings can now be posted.

Will the member who is persistently causing the puddles in the upper outside green bathroom please try to avoid doing this in the future. A mop can be found.

[boxtops]

Are the foibles part of the raffle prizes? - you said we must accept the little ones. Can we choose our own foible?

[alexanderd]

We could go to the Isle of Man and have a three-legged race

[Mamyalynne]

I shall wrap up the foibles for the lucky dip prize

[Meg]

I've been banned from the Isle of Man.

[boxtops]

I thought we were going to Glastonbury, I like a good glast.

[Mamyalynne]

too muddy boxtops

[Mamyalynne]

Filey is nice and quite sedate

[boxtops]

We could open a welly-rental shop, to raise funds for the Club. I am sure his lordship would like the atmosphere there if he is allowed out.

[Meg]

We need to research which area has the best emergency services. Perhaps somewhere out of the way where they are little used and would welcome our intrusion.

[boxtops]

We could go to Hereford. I believe there is a Police Training college there. We could give them a test run!

[Naomicorlett]

Ah ! come to the Isle of Man I have just made banaoffee pie and brownies ( legal ones ) and apple cake . Miss meg I hereby lift your ban !! It's been a lovely day here today. I have an ( hic ) empty bottle for the raffle but it's really pretty . Maybe we should have an ( empty ) bottle stall.

[Naomicorlett]

MIss Meg....."We need to research which area has the best emergency services. Perhaps somewhere out of the way where they are little used and would welcome our intrusion. The Isle of Man it is then !!

[boxtops]

AAArgh, don't book the tickets for Hereford, I have learned the Police college is in Hendon which is not at all the same place. Are there any tailcocks tonight please?, I have need of fortification.

[Mamyalynne]

Naomi how lovely and an invite too, do we need passports to come to Tynwald land??

[alexanderd]

Banoffee pie and brownies Im on my way!!!

[Naomicorlett]

Ans we havew forts for those in need of fortification .

[Meg]

Lovely to see you again Naomi, hope your thumbs are well. If you can lift my ban then maybe the AGM can consider this option, if indeed it is going ahead.

[Naomicorlett]

Cor Mamya I am impressed by your knowledge of the Tynwald. I am going to unlock the back door now. Cakes are on the table . Champagne ( for those who don't like real pain ) in the fridge. I will wake the butler.

[Naomicorlett]

I am sorry I have not been around but have been staying with her maj. Well I have been a guest of her anyhoo. No passports required. All welcome .

[boxtops]

A butler! This is wonderful! Milady had to let the staff go ages ago, which is why we are on mop and milord duty from time to time. How will we get to you, can we hire a hoppikepter?