Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good Evening, all, the Club is now open.

Tailcocks and nibbles will no doubt be arriving soon.

As Easter approaches, our talk this evening will be on "Eggs ?"

Madame Esmeralda has returned this week . She had to cancel her engagement in Ecclefechan due to unforeseen circumstances, so will be setting up her tent in the outer courtyard.
Members are asked to reward her as they see fit. She says that the fees go to charity.

[Meg]

Scoth bonnets sound excellent, no way do I want to be costive tommorrow. There again I don't want to be trotting. Is there a happy medium? Where is Esmerelda by the way?

[Mamyalynne]

I have always found mediums to be rather dour, though at the size she is you could hardly call her a medium.

No wonder the tent collapsed she only just fits in and am unsure she is that well qualified if she cannot get the time right.

[ladyalex]

I don't think that Madame Esmeralda is a medium. She's at least an OS, if not an XS.

I'll have a try of your Tam O'Shanters, Mamya. I've never had an edible one before.

[Mamyalynne]

Could make some scotch broth I suppose would that help?

Has MEsmerelda spirited you all away, am sat here with Alfie drinking all me own tailcocks.

[ladyalex]

I'm here, Mamya. I had to go away for a while to give lordalex his slice of toast...he likes a crust at about this time.

I'll share the tailcocks with you.
By the way, I did enjoy that Tammy .

[Mamyalynne]

Do try one milady but take care as they are a bit firey!!

Shall I get the fire extinguisher in case?

[ladyalex]

A little warm, but delicious.

OMG, getting hot now.


Hotter.


Aaargh....fire extinguisher, please...now!

[Meg]

Just bumped into Essie having a crafty puff by the moat. She is definately a XXXXL. Told me I was going to meet a tall dark handsome stranger.

[ladyalex]

Well, that was an experience......watch out for the Tammys , Miss Meg.


I think I'll go and see what Madame Esmeralda has to tell me.
How much did she charge ?

[Mamyalynne]

I think thats a stock reply I have little faith in all this witchery, I have a wonderful predictive device for forecast the weather,

its a stick if its wet its raining and if its dry it isn`t - simples

[ladyalex]

You should patent that, Mamya.
I'm sure people would pay you to predict the weather like that.


Esmeralda has told me that I too will meet a stranger and that I will become rich beyond my wildest dreams.
I don't think she knows about my dreams.

[Meg]

£5.00 milady but I'm sure you'll get discount. I did meet a black giraffe on my way back, very good looking. I've brought him back to join our merang, mar, company of pets. Hope this is allowedf.

[boxtops]

Coo he's smart, what shall we call him - bearing in mind we already have George and of course Alfie?

[ladyalex]

All new pets are welcome, Miss Meg.

She charged me £7....do you think it is because she said I woudl become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams and she was getting her bill in first ?

I met fordward here earlier...I think he counts as a stranger and Madame Esmeralda has always been better at looking back than into the future.....sigh....I may decline again....sigh...sigh

[ladyalex]

Has to be Geoff for a giraffe, I think......she replied weakly....sigh again....

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Milady are you fading shall I fetch the sal volatile, do you need it?

[boxtops]

Quick, can we draw the raffle while Milady is still compost menthos?

[Meg]

Gerry might be nice, humph, george, alfie, nellie and gerry has a nice ring. Mi'lady are you okay? You seem a bit confosed tonight. Hope you've forgotten my tab. How is dear old Uncle Joe?

[Mamyalynne]

forgot to tell you miss meg he went walkabout on thursday, may be lost in the frounds. He was muttering about safaris?

[ladyalex]

safari, daktari, clarence the lion, ...oooh....