Mad over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As I am not sure whether her Ladyship has returned from her travels in New England, I am happy once again to invite you all to pop in.

There is a large selection of tailcocks on the side buffet table and some warm melton mowbrays pies straight from the aga. That should cheer us on a damp and chilly bank holiday weekend.

I feel turnout will be low tonight, so perhaps any donated items could go into a bran tub instead of the non raffle (that should appease the committee-whoever they are)

My small donation is
3 apostle spoons
and a jar of vegemite.

Mamya

[petal54]

tis meant to be the season to have a dip in the moat,but not this evening,me thinks.how are the neighbours? all quiet on the wesyern front I hope

[Mamyalynne]

Has quietened down nicely thankyou, we dont get that sort of bother here normally and the world cup hasn't even started yet.

Do have drink and a pie

[petal54]

many thanks,am feeling peckish now you mention it

[lardhelmet]

Got some National Trust beer - 300 Old Beer, Battle of Britain Ale, Rebellion & 16 tubes of that chocolate stuff that comes with instant cappucchinos. Any good?

[petal54]

your avatar looks very cute lardhelmet,is this you?mix the beer & the vegimite & we're in for a wild night

[Mamyalynne]

ooh lardhelmet what a heady mix, I likes an ale I does. Am going to toast some crumpets too! Slurp

[lardhelmet]

No petal - it's not me! lol

[dr b]

Now that I am 49-1/2, can I round up to 50 to get in? Is there cake?

[petal54]

it seems asthough peeps have lost their wayin lord of the rings land

[Meg]

Hello all, pies are smashing, I shall start on the tailcocks in a mo.
I have brought some old comics for the raffle and a sieve, totally useless it's full of holes.

[petal54]

ooh! there's a doctor in the house

[Mamyalynne]

49 is fine, all are welcome and yes theres a variety of cakes on offer, shall brew some more tailcocks too.

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg how kind you are a sieve will surely have some use though cannot think of one at the moment. Its a lucky dip as raffles have been vetoed.

petal its good we have a doc on board, you never know when matron will need a hand.

[dr b]

Should anyone need the Heimlich Maneuver, I stand at the ready to call someone who knows how to do it.

[Meg]

Greetings dr b, nice to meet you. mamya, I had forgotten it was a bran tub thingy, can we apple bob as well?

[Mamyalynne]

just knew we could rely on you drb, have another drink.

[petal54]

back from the egg hunt,a quaint village ritual,the wind's up alittle though

[wazzamatter]

Hello what's all this about then?

[petal54]

a mildly manic gathering of like mindedsouls

[Meg]

Hello wazza, are you either mad or over 50? Welcome, mamya will rub some tiger balm into any parts that require it if necessary.
Have a tailcock, I'm on my 5th.