Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

The Committee reminds all members that the summer fete is fast approaching.

As this is usually accompanied by a break in the weather, members are advised to stock up on rainmates , mackintoshes, welly boots and gamps.

Donations of bric-a-brac, cake and candy etc may be left in the upper lesser drawing room for sorting by the members of the fete sub-committee.
Applications for membership of the fete sub-committee are currently being vetted.

Please give generously. This year's profits will be going to the house...errr.... club rooms restoration fund, a worthy cause as we will all agree. (And that damp patch on the bathroom floor is not going to go away on its own.)

[ethandron]

hey kinky.slate, are you putting yourself up for the committee?

[slinky.kate]

i will if you will??????

[boxtops]

Kinky slate, do you have your leathers on under that mac?

[ladyalex]

order, order

[alexanderd]

Hi all just popped back in looks like pandemonium in here tonight. I called into the chinese takeaway so please help yourselves, the sushi is on the round table in the upper, lover vestibule

[alexanderd]

even the lower vestibule, must get these glasses cleaned

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd, you are a treasure. Thank you so much, I just fancy a bit of sushi.....yumyum.
Is the moat all right this week ?

[boxtops]

Tsk, what's this lover vestibule, alexanderd - milady has never mentioned this before? - is it a place for solitude?

[ladyalex]

I didn't think lovers wore vests...but I did have a sheltered upbringing

[ethandron]

what happened to the lover vestibule????? sounds rather erm.. interesting?
vestibule, vestibule, what a lovely word. and a lover vestibule conjours up all sorts of goings on with vests, bules and lovers.
can i have a drink of water please?

[alexanderd]

ladyalex when did you move from your shelter to your present humble abode. Yes moat was quite clear tonight you must have had a quiet week watching the tennis and football

[ladyalex]

boules ?? are we back to France again ?

[jackthehat]

Erm.......heellooo ?
Sorry to barge in unannounced but I was passing by on the upper lower road and..........
Did you know there is an elderly gentleman stuck halfway up (or down) your front left-hand drainpipe ?

I wouldn't ordinarily be concerned but his kilt appears to have snagged on something....

[Mamyalynne]

I'm sure I did't put viagra in the tailcocks tonight, maybe the five boys are with the life boys in the porch?

[alexanderd]

oh no I hid the kilt last week, Ladyalex has his lordship escaped from the cellar again? I will fetch the ladder. Thanks Jack its nice to have friendly neighbours

[slinky.kate]

boxtops the leathers are off,too hot,i must remember to keep my belt tied.what happened to the menag--- i mean the pets you had here. i can make some rain mates for our festival,i have a great big plastic sheet on my bed i dont need now

[ladyalex]

Oh no. lordalex has tried shinning down the drainpipe again. Thank you so much for letting us know, Jackthe hat.

Help Help.....Lordalex needs rescuing. Mamya, standby with the meds,
Alexanderd, get the ladder.
Everyone else, all hand to the pump!

[ladyalex]

Bring that sheet, slinky kate.....we may need it to catch him if he jumps....

[boxtops]

The animals seem to come and go at will, I have no idea who tends to them, do we have a herdsman, milady? (or do you just let them loose in the allotment to fend for themselves?)

[alexanderd]

Whatever you do, dont look up girls its not a pretty sight. I wil have him down in a minute as soon as he stops hitting me with the tennis racket