Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.
Welcome, one and all.

How wonderful it is to be back amongst you all.

All members will be pleased to note that The Committee will be meeting next week to consider the important matter of subscriptions. In these times of economic downturn, it may be necessary to make a small...er...substantial increase.
Staff wages will also be under consideration and new posts are always available to suitably qualified applicants.
Usual terms and conditions apply. (See Mamyalynne for details).

I am very hopeful that one of our members will be carrying on the now-established tradition of giving us a talk on their specialist subject...come on now, I know that there are many talented members out there, bursting with knowledge of knitting socks and turning heels, crotcheting toilet roll covers, origami through the bamboos, the history of the apostrophe from medieval times and many other topics of interest to us all.
Again, usual terms and condition apply, the box for the speaker's fee is on the hall table. (Large denomination notes only, please.)

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much for the raffle prizes, Mamya. Always reliable , my trusty retainer.
By treacle do you mean proper black treacle, or are you referring to golden syrup ?

Petal, are you sure that your meds are up to date, dear ?
You went to the Labout party conference....voluntarily ? That doesn't sound the act of a well person to me.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Milady, real black treacle, and only a few years out of date so will be fine.

Growing Bamboo well we could mend the fence around the menagerie

[ladyalex]

Hope I win the treacle, then...yum yum.

Good idea about the fence, I'll have a look to see if we have any stakes.

[alexanderd]

have taken the liberty of putting the heaters out on the patio for the smokers as it is a bit parky tonight

[alexanderd]

Stakes Lada I didnt know you were a gambler

[ladyalex]

Parkin! That's what I'll make with the treacle. Genius at work , Alexanderd.

[ladyalex]

I've had my flutters.

[alexanderd]

Stakes Ladya!!!!

[petal54]

certainly not, firm supporter of tailcock party!!! labradors party posibly

[ladyalex]

That is a relief to me, petal.
Was worried you had the hots for a Millipede

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry about Wales. I closed it.

[Prudentia]

a friend of ours once went to the labour party conference, we had a last text message from her 'better dead than red' ....... we never saw her again......

[petal54]

perish the thought,a double tailcock please,feel a bit faint

[ladyalex]

No need to apologise, Daisynonna....some people would applaud you for doing that.

[anneasquith]

what about the golf, ?

[alexanderd]

ok If you would like to gather round I will start my talk
first, catch your bee

[ladyalex]

What is golf ?

[Meg]

Evening all, I could give a talk on how to toilet train a camel.

[Mamyalynne]

I think its a small car Milady, do carry on Alex and I shall pass the drinks round.

[boxtops]

That could be interesting missmeg, the camel from Morocco is still in the menageai meag r ..garage.