Thankfully, things are back to normal chez alex as far as t'internet is concerned and I am delighted to once again welcome members to the Club
Please make yourselves comfortable and I'm sure Matron will be along very soon with the usual delicious array of drinks and nibbles. (I have put in a special request for mini toffee apples this week, being so close to bonfire night.)
Talking of toffee apples, there is a bucket of dentures in the lower , smaller bathroom. All members are asked to check in case they have left theirs here on a previous visit. No double dipping, one fitting only.
Ignore matron everybody - she is teasing on the calf size as she is particularly jealous of my neat pins, pretty turned ankles and narrow dainty feet. How about a tailcock? Fair parched I am now.
And to think that I arose from my sick bed to come here tonight (yet another of the legs come off it you see). I do hope my dear friend alex will be along tonight - any apologies or news?
The tiara milady is a family hair loom, It keeps the hair out of my eyes, even the hairgrip was handed down. I dust it now and again,there is the odd ball of silver paper stuck in the holes where the diamonds have fallen out. I mean what can one do nowadays, the expense of replacing diamonds!
I will have a tailcock and a nibble thank you.
I do hope so - I need someone to be nice to me tonight (apparently). Excellent tallkicks matron - is it mulled or did the ash fall off the end of your ciggie??