Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening one and all and welcome once again to the Club.

Drinks and nibbles will doubtless be arriving soon, so please everyone draw up your chairs to the fire and get cosy for another doubtless eventful club night.

The Committee have been in session for most of the week , mainly discussing the raffle. As regular attenders will know, there have been certain allegations made, sometimes sotto voce, but nevertheless allegated, that the raffle draws are less than fair.

This has been a source of concern to the Committee, so it has decided to Take a View.
Once the View has been decided, the Committee will inform members in the usual manner.

So far we have the following donations for this week's raffle:

2 packets of Extra Strong Mints
1 tube of denture fixative
6 bars of Wright's Coal Tar Soap
and a bottle of Cod Liver Oil (only a couple of teaspoons removed).

[ladyalex]

Can't win 'em all, Mamya....maybe we'll get another chance at her next week.
Where is everyone tonight ?

[petal54]

yes i've sign away my jackdaws,cheers folks

[ladyalex]

Are you going to OZ, petal ?

Cheers if you've gone.

[Mamyalynne]

Did we not used to have a boomerang or was that a bad dream, is very quiet Milady.

[petal54]

just caught me before Bigs takes over computer,yes,to a weddingso will have a few weeks the right way up

[ladyalex]

I think someone did bring us a boomerang......was it not our hero, Alexanderd ?
I seem to remember him walking around upside down for a while with the jet laggard

[dr b]

I am here, now 50 years + 9 days old (I plan to keep track of my age in days from now on). Although, it is only 3 pm in my neck of the woods, far too early to be hitting the Extra Strong Mints and denture fixative. Never before 6 pm, I say!!

[Mamyalynne]

dr b so glad you came back, will pop a tailcock aside for later for you, counting in days sounds good, do you cross them off on the wall?

[dr b]

That would have to be a big wall. Mrs dr b might not approve.

[ladyalex]

Hello again , Drb. So glad to see you.....we are often in need of a medical man here.
Hope your specialism is trick cycling

[dr b]

my specialty is in spelling "osteocartilaginous"

[ladyalex]

A speller and an orthopod! Hurrah! What a catch.

[Meg]

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[Mamyalynne]

Wassup Meg, want to borrow a ciggy??

[Meg]

Okay mamya thanks. got them till Monday, another tailcock will but me into obluiviion!!
Thanks!!

[alexanderd]

Good evening all, sorry to be late but there was a lot of work to do in the garden today. I have repaired the drawerbridge and used the old wood to build a new hut for the smokers copmlete with seating and central heating (a candle in the middle of the floor)

[Mamyalynne]

You do spoil us alex, I may alert Ena to this luxury such a shame to miss it, do have a drinky after all your hard labour.

[alexanderd]

Hello was it something I said?

[alexanderd]

Oh you are there Matron I thought everyone had left when I arrived, a drink would be lovely, ta very muchly

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Miss Meg and Alexanderd.

Are you quite well, Miss Meg ? Are the visitors playing havoc with your liver ? Indulging with them or attempting to blot them out ?

Alexanderd, thank you so much for all your hard work. I'm sure the smokers will be delighted with their new accommodation. Especially the candle.
Just a thought, though.....if you have taken the wood from the drawbridge, wil we be able ever to leave ? Or is everyone trapped her forever ?