Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once again, a very god evening and a warm welcome, as I preside in her Ladyship's absence (how the other half live!) Milady has gone a'Beetling, do hope she does not return with any souvenirs as I dread to think how much Rentokil will charge for a weekend call-out!

As you may recall we have quite a backlog of Ruffle prizes and maybe, just maybe we will get round to drawing the Ruffle tonight, the list of prizes are on a roll of Izal pinned up in the understairs loo, do feel free to add any more donations to it.

Anyone willing to give a talk or lecture on an interesting topic, please let me know, otherwise I am sure we can all add our twopennorth as we go along.

Do grab a Tailcock and help yourself to nibbles from the buffet sideboard.

Mamya

[ladyalex]

What a good idea, Ena .
I'll get on to that tomorrow.

Mamya, now that you have been elevated, is this perhaps the time to discuss a pay rise ?

[Mamyalynne]

Please not a pay rise, I can't bear it!! Pass the vat, hic!!

[anneasquith]

lady a , a word in your ear. i think mamy has gone above her station, and ttfn keeps hitting her head, might it be a good time for a shuffling around of staff, i have a very big trolley, great with the hypodermic, and give a very good bed bath, might i be considered for the post of matron ? and i do not partake of the tailcocks., (anne bows out the door )

[alexanderd]

OOOOh Thuddddd the boss is back and just as I was in the vestibule re-dressing myself after Matrons ministrations what will she think(and who cares)

[ladyalex]

Mamya...get the forms.

Annesquiffy has volunteered to be on the staff......I'll tell her she's hired and you can sort her out as under-matron.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Anne very sneaky but can you afford to work here?? My Garret is small and very cold in winter.

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd, glad to see you fully clothed. I understand that there have been 'goings on ' tonight...involving baby oil...better be careful . Don't want any surprises at your time of life.

[alexanderd]

mamy we have had enough of these double entendre thingies today lets not mention your garret as well

[ladyalex]

Come and sit down , Annesquiify, let us discuss your duties and financial arrangements.

[ladyalex]

Garret?

Is there a double entendre there ?
I only allow single entendres in my attics.

[ttfn]

Anne - you do realise that this is not a democratic state in which we are being entertained? It is more fuedal than that. 'Few do all' the work in fact. boom boom

[alexanderd]

I think thats it for me too much excitement for one day thanks to all for the company(and Matron for the ministrations) take care everyone and good night
Alex
xxx

[ladyalex]

Good night Alexanderd.
Lovely to see you, as always......even if you had got your clothes on again by the time I got back from the Beetles......sigh....
Better luck next week.

[Mamyalynne]

I get it, now I am in the peerage you are trying to unload me, after all these years of loyal service.

Thought you would be pleased for me.

[Mamyalynne]

Night dear Alex xxx

[ladyalex]

Ena, I think you will find that it is a Benevolent Dictatorship...

[ladyalex]

Oh no, Mamya, I would never try to unload you....I don't have a big enough lorry for a start.
Also, what would I do without your salary ?
I was suggesting that Annesquiffy could help you out in the dispensary department.
If we can get her signed up.....
By the way, is your elevation permanent or temporary ?

[anneasquith]

ive been in service all my life m lady, i was ladies maid to dusty springfield dont you know.i have a uniform and a sleeping bag im used to cold sculleries. i pluck a haggis with my eyes closed, surely head matron would be more appropriate with my experience. will look forward to the postman tomorrow with your reply......unlike some my flap is in good working order.

[ladyalex]

Now, now Annesqiffy. Sign the direct debit forms first then we can discuss your position....

[ttfn]

Night night Alex - sweet dreams and ttfn ♥
I can't remember the last time my flap was swinging busily. One is usally out when the leaflet drop is made with all that junk mail.
Come to think of it, I am not sure of the last time I heard my bell ring either :o(