Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to our wonderful Club.

Drinks and nibbles will no doubt appear as if by magic in a few minutes.

Tonight's talk was to be 'The Plumbing of Listed Buildings'.
Sadly the speaker, Mr de la Vie Diver, will not be able to attend due to adverse wind conditions. If any member would care to step into the breach, their contribution would be greatly appreciated.

Raffle contribution so far are:

1 packet of safety pins, (various sizes)
1 tin Mansion House Polish, 1965 vintage, very sought after
4 maltesers

[alexanderd]

LadyA I thought we might put a notice up by the moat suggesting it is a wishing well, any cash collected could be deducted from staff wages.( note deducted)

[Mamyalynne]

Prune juice dear? More wind trouble, here you go then.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Mamya will be able to rustle that up for you very soon, slinky.
Are you quite sure about the prune juice ? Mamya has her own recipe and it's pretty powerful....

[ladyalex]

Hello boxtops. How nice of you to join us.

Alexanderd, that is a most excellent idea. I will purchase a fine gauge net forthwith.

I'm not sure our accounting system has a button for 'deduct' ......

[alexanderd]

I left early last week buy read the minutes is the Blackpool trip still on? will have to check my passport,

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Boxy, yes the wind seems to be affecting everyone very oddly of late.

[ladyalex]

I think Blackpool requires ESTA clearance as well as a passport, alexanderd. They're getting very picky now about letting folks in.

[slinky.kate]

i am trying to blend in with the weather in glasgow,very windy,but if you insist i could have a wee brandy to keep out the chill

[society]

Hello and good evening everyone!

I see the room is full and you all are so elegantly dressed in your beautiful costumes.
Oh my, look... the goats and the rabbits are all wearing costumes too. This is some party you have going on here LadyAlex. Would you please send the butler round the back, there goodies in the car and I need help to bring it in.

[ladyalex]

Good choice, slinky
Slainte

[alexanderd]

Always willing to help Society, butlers night off but my hands are free

[ladyalex]

Have you had your meds tonight, Society ?

It is always a pleasure to see you, but I am concerned that perhaps you are not quite as well as usual tonight......

Perhaps Mamya will give a second opinion ?

[slinky.kate]

do you think we could have a valentines party next week,and i was wondering if you knew any valentine verses i could copy onto a card i have for someone here

[Mamyalynne]

Oh more goodies, what delights have we got.

[ladyalex]

What a marvellous idea, slinky.

Sadly I will be gallivanting again next weekend, so must tender my apologies, but I'm sure your idea will find favour with the Committee.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Peas are green
and so are you .

[alexanderd]

Slinky this is my fave
I may not often tell you of the love within my heart
of all the hopes and plans and dreams of which you are a part
but still I hope you understand at least to some degree
how much I really love you
how much you mean to me

[Mamyalynne]

Sniff!! That is so sweet.

My love is like a red red rose
It makes me sneeze when it gets up
my nose.

[boxtops]

Costumes, society? I always wear this crocodile outfit on an evening out.

[slinky.kate]

OH'alexandered i did'nt know you felt that way,ttfn will be mad at you

[ladyalex]

I'm filling up here, alexanderd......sniff