Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship the Leisurely continues to gallivant across this fair land, it is my honour once more to welcome you all.

We were to have a talk of 'How to gather edible fungi safely' but sadly Mr Alonzo Porcinihas been hit with a bad dose of food poisoning, maybe when he has recovered we could ask him again.

Tailcocks and nibbles adorn the buffet sideboard as usual and raffle tickets this week are number pink and can be purchased as you enter.

My offerings this week :
A tin of Dubbin.
Bar of lily of the valley soap.
6 Moth balls,
and a Toblerone.

So welcome and enjoy, members new and old.

[Mamyalynne]

Not 'Murph' again , I will pay you not to enter him in the raffle and free tickets.

[ttfn]

Aww poor Murphy x
Thanks for the tailcock, Mamya - colour leaves a bit to be desired though?
Daisy - have you had your phone call yet?

[mccfluff]

ooo how much, (its a she)

[Mamyalynne]

A fiver and 3 free raffle tickets, you may win the Lily of the Valley soap.

I love white port too.

[DaisyNonna]

Bournemouth University, Archaeology Department have their own Rock Band. My daughter is part of it. There is an archaeology conference at the B.M. this weekend. Son in law speaking at it. The band were invited to perform. They usually perform for the student Balls.

[mccfluff]

wow someone else who likes white port, everyone looks at me as if i'm mad!

[ttfn]

Daisy - that is my home town and i am a sort of archaeological find, I suppose. Small world innit

[NazNomad]

... budge over, whippersnapper coming through ...

[starone]

Daisy, if they perform for student balls they will do fine.
Fluff - Right - who's Murphy? Confess all, I want to know all the details, whatever they are.

[DaisyNonna]

Surely is tt. Daughter also belongs to a gospel choir and belly dances. Bournemouth has many opportunities. Do you take advantage of any?

[ttfn]

We wait all this time for a male member to join us and it just has to be one who missed the last term at charm school <<sigh>>
Evening Naz, my man ☺

[mccfluff]

star,murphy is my avatar - right now, please take her, i promise she is friendly sweet and very very fluufy she willeven make you a cup of tea in the morning...

[Mamyalynne]

Hiya Naz, what can I get you dear?

[ttfn]

I certainly do Daisy. :o)

Royal Bournemouth Hospital
Wright's Pharmacy
Chiropractic Centre
Asda 24/7 (even for medicinal tots)
Local offy (until 2230 hrs)

[Mamyalynne]

Yer sure know yer way around all the hotspots there Ena.

[ttfn]

Calamine and talcum do that for mine, Mamya

Fluff - have just posted for you (wink, wink) on MT's B & W thread ;o)

[starone]

Fluff - had a good look and it made me lol. She looks cute peeping over the table like that. Don't know about the description though sounds more like you. Are you saying that your cat has your characteristics? Making a cup of tea in the mornings sounds good. Are you sure about the other though? Fluffy sounds all right but I am a bit suspicious of friendly and sweet. I think I'll pass on adopting her until I find out a bit more.

[askyourgran]

Good evening everyone, is there room for a little one here? For your raffle I've brought a large bag of pork scratchings, a small bottle of Evening in Paris perfume, found in mothers old handbag circa 1950, and a pair of travel socks.
May I have a large drink to catch up with you all.

[ttfn]

Star - I think she is ok if you can take her dentures out first ☺

[Maydup]

Any raffle tickts left here or am I too late? Who's won the Dubbin and what they going to do wth it?
I've left a coconut, a bottle of Maderia and a packet of ginger nuts on the table.