Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship the Leisurely continues to gallivant across this fair land, it is my honour once more to welcome you all.

We were to have a talk of 'How to gather edible fungi safely' but sadly Mr Alonzo Porcinihas been hit with a bad dose of food poisoning, maybe when he has recovered we could ask him again.

Tailcocks and nibbles adorn the buffet sideboard as usual and raffle tickets this week are number pink and can be purchased as you enter.

My offerings this week :
A tin of Dubbin.
Bar of lily of the valley soap.
6 Moth balls,
and a Toblerone.

So welcome and enjoy, members new and old.

[DaisyNonna]

Is that the Asda by the station Ena?
My local offy closes at 22.00

Just had a phone call. Apparently The British Museum rocked.

[alexanderd]

Hello everyone just dragged myself out of bed where I have been all day with a severe case of man-flu.So I have bought some empty tissue boxes and two sachets of lemsip for the raffle

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Gran, Maidup and Alex, welcome help yourselves to drinks and nibbles, yes raffle tickets aplenty here.

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, do be careful. Perhaps you should eschew alcohol if you have been taking Lemsip. Sit down and let me see if I can rustle up some heartening beef tea for you.

[Mamyalynne]

Poor Alex, I shall make a special medicinal brew just for you.

Daisy glad to hear that, well done them.

[alexanderd]

Daisy you are a saint but I will stick with the alcohol, I would rather be numb and not know I have a cold

[Meg]

Sorry,
very late,
lot of hassle getting here,
bewildered lot having a bonfire,
large tailcock please.

[alexanderd]

Mmy would welcome one of your specials also some tlc if there is any going spare

[askyourgran]

Bonfire?? Its not my scooter is it.

[atsgran]

Oh miss meg, I think I've had one to many tailcocks for the night, could eat a big cake of chocolate tho

[Mamyalynne]

Not that lot again Meg, may drown out the smell of the moat for Petal however, yes dear here you go a large glass for you.

[starone]

Who's pinched the ginger nuts? Didn't maidup say there was a packet of ginger nuts? Someone has got to them before me. Damn it!

[Meg]

Evening in Paris perfume gran!! Boy that brings back memories.
They are throwing everything on the bonfire, including your scooter .

[ttfn]

Daisy - bet the place did rock too. No, I frequent the one at Castlepoint - quite a range of good shops there. Hello gran, atsgran, miss meg and Alex, for whom I will glady share my special cognac tonight.

[askyourgran]

If I remember rightly you used to serve some very exotic vollyvents mamya.

[alexanderd]

ttfn I have here a bottle of Martell cognac perhaps we could see how long it takes us to empty the bottle

[starone]

I have to go for a while. I am hungry and going to look for something to eat. If it wasn't for the naughty person who pinched the ginger nuts I would have been all right.

[mccfluff]

i have ginger nuts, and whisky mac's to go with, aslo white port for those that fancy a try

star, i promise she is a lovely sweet nice fluffy cat, nothing like me, she doesn't bite, claw, scream in your face at 5 am, or poo in your slippers, she is perfect cat and you can have her for free....

[Meg]

Hello mamya, ttfn and alex. Where are my manners tonight?
Probably on the bonfire. A concag conj glass of brandy sounds lovely ena.
Do we still call you that since you lost the hairnet? Apologies.

[society]

Who said ginger nuts? Speak softly, don't let Ummm hear. :-)