I used to hate sprouts until I realised it was because they are normally way over cooked which makes the strong/ smell taste. Now I just drop them into boiling salted water for 2 mins max. They taste great!
Do you realise overcooking sprouts produces sulphur based compounds that are the same as the ones that make farts smell ?
Still summer until the 22nd of September. But my tactic is simply not to put sprouts on for Xmas; it saves pushing them around the dinner plate on the day, and then scraping them into the waste bin.
Failing to cook them properly won't help; keeping them as pet food is going to be even worse, were that even possible.