Electric knife Cuisinart

[shaneystar2]

I am trying to track down this knife from an outlet in the UK.I have Goggled myself silly to no avail .
They only seem to have them in the US ....does anyone know if they are are actually available here and where I could get one .Thank you .

[netibiza]

Now in the village is the time when the Body of Jesus gets carried down the hill accompanied by pentitents crying and muttering, wailing and walking barefoot, and people dressed up like ku klux klan although they are not. It scares me, so am off to watch a film, and to make it worse they have actually "crucified" a young village lad, by tying (luckily) him to a cross, but I find it all very frightening and upsetting and the drums beat slowly every step. Gonna put my head under the duvet for an hour.

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey..sounds like the" village off the dammed.."netti4
you have a drinkies shaney..bu66er the doc....! think are pop down fer "the one "and see me mate, Paddy the greek..
(:O)

[DaSwede]

Think I'm gonna get you one of those t-shirts Shaney that say "If the liver is bad punish it"...

Ha ha ha Robinia - but I don't know what's taking bufferman so long, he hasn't turned up here yet. Oh, of course... vinny's snow mirage /When do the British swear allegiance to the queen, Robinia, do y'all do that at school or is it in a particular kind of situation? We have a king but I've never pledged allegiance to him - I mean, would you?

After the snow stopped falling the sun came out and it was just lovely outside. Can't say I like the cold but today was nice, the air so crisp and the sun so bright, I'll sleep like a baby.

I heard about (medieval) trials against animals, but not the Hartlepool monkey, it's a good story Vinny - thanks! (Hope it isn't true...)

Oh wow, that's strong imagery, Neti. Scary stuff, the church is. (Churches, though, I like.)

oh mick (Ha ha, I love how he opens his shirt!)

[shaneystar2]

Oh lawd ...I don't blame you Neti ..it's so bloomin' dismal here I am orf to my duvet too ....book and hot choccie in hand .I have to be up early anyway as my brother (he who gets up at the crack of dawn ) is coming round early tomorrow morning and we are going to take my aunt some flowers and a cake which I have made .No doubt it will be wrong sort of cake knowing her but it's the thought that counts :))
Nite Nite all .......no snowboarding Kit please ..we don't swear allegiance to anyone here only the great Gods Gordons ,Becks,Tetley and cstds .

[netibiza]

Morning all - lovely warm and sunny day here. Oh I did get the creeps last night, but all over now for another year! Mr N and I are off for an "adventure" round the island, just going where we will and then coming back again!

[DaSwede]

Bunnies. It's a lovely lovely day here. My desk and chair stand close to the window and as I sat down this morning (and I do mean morning, hoouuuurs ago) the back of the chair was already soooo warm from the sun!!! (The seat wasn't, having stood in the shadows under the table, but that's another story and a more shocking one, ha ha ha.) Bye now, I'm off to catch some rays of sun on my pale pale face.

[woofgang]

hello all, hoping this works (now there's a familiar comment) have had a nightmareish time here, mum still in hospital although she is now in a rehab unit and walking a few steps again so better than we had hoped. DH had really bad chest infection, ended up off work and in bed (unheard of) buit he had to take care of the dogs for the day while I visited Mum (she's in london, I am in Hants ) which put back his recovery AND I couldn't get in here at all. not even to read.
Phew its nice to be (potentially) back.
here's an easter goody for you all
bunny fun

[woofgang]

a better site!!

more bunny fun

[Robinia]

this site's running at it's normal holiday standard I see, ie sh1te... so I'd better make this short sh1te, haha

Ding Dong Merrily!....well it looks & feels like xmas here...snow & hail, grrrr....so please keep your warm & sunny reports under your Easter bonnets.

sorry to hear you've not had a good time of it lately woofy, hope things look up soon. Everyone I know is either ill or depressed...Charlie's the only happy chappie as he was let off the shearing yet again as she's not well today.

Kit we don't do the swearing yet - it's the latest brain[less]wave of our wonderful government & intended for school leavers/young adults. I don't see it taking off somehow...let's ask the youth of tomorrow

[VINNY100_2]

I just asked the baby sitting in the beer garden.....no respec these days (:O)

[Robinia]

BING BONG Vinny you're over your quota apparently....(not the becks, your email....haha)

[DaSwede]

Oh hi Woofy, I was hoping you'd turn up again. Sounds like you have a lot on your table, but at least you have your dogs to cheer you up as only dogs know how.

I took care of a dog the other day... for all of five minutes. His master - no one I know - got thrown out of a stationer's shop for bringing his dog along. He, like me, had come there to use the copier, but when he was made to leave I offered to take care of the dog (a Dalmatian) for a while, and here's what's funny: I tested out some hand gestures I've seen Cesar Milan do, and I can't say I've really understood the gestures but that's why I tested them - and hey the dog understood! He didn't sit just because I said so but sat down immediately when I gave the tiniest sign with my hand, and he remained sitting for almost five minutes without questioning who I was to boss him about. Fascinating - you don't even have to know what you're doing, just do as Cesar does.

Wasn't warm and sunny here, Robi, but cold and sunny which was okay too but what I really don't like about winter is when the pavements turn into ice, which is the case now. I take small enough steps as it is, with my bad back, don't need the extra hassle. there's an idea

There's somebody asking about Devon over at People & Places, Vinny, lots of replies already, perhaps it's all been said?

[VINNY100_2]

((((*_*))))Trys the cesar tecnique on the biddys....past .. me , me becks.....ey.no need fer that sort of language..I dont like the colour of yer tone..tut.....!!....
..they told me to bu66er orf..!!!.back to the smorgasboard,,..hehe..!
Ive cleared out me e.mails robinia....erm...where do the bu66ers go when you delate them..??!!..ive put a bucket under me putta...but nuffinks come out ...!!!!
luv YOU (:O)
tis the wind tis is
.

[VINNY100_2]

Bloomin eck!!!
they must be on that sherry gen.....
play loud big screen (*_*) luv you all xx

" Machines were mice and men were lions,once upon a time..
Now that it is the opposite, its twice upon a Time."nighty night xx (:O)

[shaneystar2]

Yoohoo Easter Bunnies
Nice to see you again Woofie sorry to hear things have not been too good ..let's hope things continue to progress for your Mum .
It's been bloomin' cold here today and ever so windy and high tides .
Never mind eh ..I am off to be bed in a mo so Happy Easter to you all ...
Don't eat them all at once
Or you'll be egg bound
Up early in the morning please Vinny ..boiled eggs and soldiers and a nice pot of tea ..thank you..don't forget to turn the light off xx

[woofgang]

morning all, my access seems to be lasting so I thought I'd post while i can. Thank you for all the good wishes...I just don't seem to have had any time to myself lately, which is selfish i know but I have missed my cyber buddies something chronic. Yesterday i finally had a bit of time to sit down and sort out my access problem yet again, hopefully this time permanently.
We've been fortunate with little gifts left by our dogs Kit, one of them shows a disposition to eat it (breakfast anyone??) but they don't leave it around the house.
That Dog whisperer stuff really does work! I have been using his gentle domination methods on the feistier of our two pups. We had trouble using traditional correction (ie shouting) as it used to worry the other less confident one. Both of them "get" the hand gestures and being stood over and behave themselves quite happilly (as far as they can at 5 months). His concept of the rules being what the packleader says they are is a useful one as well. So many training books say don't let the dog on the furniture/upstairs/feed them tidbits because they will think they are the boss and not behave. He says be the boss, behave like the boss then as the boss you do what you want seems to work well.
I just took OH up a cup of tea and its the first morning he didn't sound like a walrus so his chest seems to be clearing...hopefully normal life will be resumed soon.
...also its a bit less cold here today, yesterday was bitter with gale force winds.
Happy Easter to all...hope you are feeling more cheerful Neti, that procession sounds orrible.
speak later......

[DaSwede]

Morning. It's cold here today but not like in the Sami village (remember the Sami?) of nikkaluokta (Well what do you expect with a meteorologist named Frost.)

Nice quote, Vindog. Moondog made a record with the Swedish band the Fleshquartet, conducting them. Can't find'em together on YouTube but here's the Fleshquartet with a lot of other guest artists. 'Cos you need a lot of guest artists if you're gonna build a cheerleader pyramid don't you.

If you do run into puta problems again Woofy this guy is the best Poo question for you dog people (it's an odd question, I hope to be able to explain at a later date why I'm asking but I'm not at liberty to do so just now): When dogs find other dogs' do, can it be upsetting to them, like an insult, a territorial intrusion? (Or is it just something lovely to roll in, ha ha!)

happy easter, biddies

[netibiza]

To my wonderful Biddy Friends!

[Robinia]

morning everyone

HAPPY EASTER.....?!

I don't know about bunny - a frozen ole Easter broiler here.
It was white over first thing...gone now but it's freezing in the wind & I think me daffs have given up the will. And just how long is a pair of wellies s'posed to last?....tut...they've sprung a leak after only erm.....18......20 years. Think I'll take 'em back......oh no, the shop closed down.

Other's dog poo? well Charlie can't even stand coming face to face with his own...he looks at me as if to say 'who dun that?!'

there must be snow on the YT line, it keeps grinding to a halt...

[shaneystar2]

Happy Christmas folks ................no, no, Easter... sorry ! It is Easter isn't it ?.Snowing here and bitterly cold .
I'm still waitjng for my boiled eggs Vinny ..late as usual ... tut....you just can't get the staff .
Keep warm everyone ...have a good day xx